*ROLL IT UP* The Movie Script!

I just wanted to start a thread where all the rollitup minds come together to make the greatest script to a movie of all time.Here's how it works,I start of with the beginning of the script with a paragraph or 2,and the person below me,finishes the last thing I posted with their own skit,and eventually bring the story together to just make the wackiest,funniest story we can think of and see how it turns out,all the way until the end of 2012,IF the thread last that long.everyone plays themselves.I call this movie ROLL IT UP,I think paramount will love this one.Please lets not fuck it up.

Here we go.

ROLL
IT
UP
A high school comedy

Starring every fucking body.

Writing by the potheads of rollitup.


megan fox as stepmother:rainman wake up your gonna be late for school sweety,hurry,your breakfast is on the table

rainman36:fuck breakfast just let me in between those legs,now thats what I call a balanced breakfast.

megan fox:excuse me?

rainman:I said I'm cumming.

rainman has a quick morning wack before getting out of his bed,knowing to let a hard on go without a stroke will only frustrate him his whole time at school,so he rubs one out.Rainman makes his way downstairs to see his father played by barack obama and his stepmother eating breakfast

rainman:good morning dad

obama:good morning son,please have a seat and have some breakfast.

rainman:I think I'll have some cerial,I'm sorry dad but your wives food taste like some shit a homeless person wouldn't eat.

obama:shhh son,I just act like I like it so I can tap that ass every night.

rainman:speaking of tapping ass,dad you know it aint fun if the homeboys can't have non,let me hit that shit too.

megan fox:what are you guys talking about?

rainman:talking about how good of stepmother to you have been to me,every since my mom walked in on you and dad,and you were sucking dads cock like you had cancer and his dick had the antidote in it.

obama:Yea she's a sweetheart.ok son I have to go to work now,don't be late for school

rainman:alright dad,have a nice day.

dad kisses his wife on the cheek bcuz he says,he doesn't know who she's been blowing while he's at work,and recently got rid of a cold sore she gave him.dad cranks his car and off the work he go's.

megan fox:I can't wait until you finally move out of here,your just a pot smoking hippie with no life,have a nice day loser

rainman:and I can't finally wait until you stop stealing out of my fucking stash and buy your own weed cunt,peace!

END SCENE.

are you high?

They all die of aids from beardos toilet water whore because they have all been giving her oral favors.

THE END

.....I fuckin loved the ending!

The sequel can be they all come back alive as toilet water zombies because the toilet beardos whore had been washing her minge in had recently had some radioactive horse semen flushed down it (cue flashback about horse being raped in chernobyl and then accidentally being put on a boat heading for the USA). Then beardo has to save the world in a christian rambo style. He fails and we all get zombie aids................................or do we

.....now you just ruined it.
sequels never hold up to the original.

It will be the Godfather 2 of christian zombie aids films

How is this significantly different from the 3 word story or word games that already exist?

It takes many brain cells to collaborate in this fashion.
I need all of the ones i have left to control my internet bad-self.

I knew this would be doomed from the start,oh well.