Robbed some dude with a squirt gun last night.

neosapien · Sep 29, 2015

I walked into the store and he's beating off in the bathroom. I wait for him to come out, it was quick, then point my squirt gun at him. He hands me some money and says some shit about "he'll say it was a black guy" if I don't fuck up his face. What a chump. Then I dipped and got a cherry limeade at Sonic.

GrowUrOwnDank · Sep 29, 2015

@justugh where were you last night bro? Shit went down all over town. We need to talk to ya bro.

mr sunshine · Sep 29, 2015

You fucken animals need to calm down. Spread Your Butt Cheeks open and let jesus in muthafuckas

justugh · Sep 29, 2015

GrowUrOwnDank said:
@justugh where were you last night bro? Shit went down all over town. We need to talk to ya bro.

i was home all night .....my cellphone can prove it ....was not me

plus i would of filled it with shine and had a zippo in hand after i soaked the ppl down

GrowUrOwnDank · Sep 29, 2015

justugh said:
i was home all night .....my cellphone can prove it ....was not me

plus i would of filled it with shine and had a zippo in hand after i soaked the ppl down

You know. I believe you. @neosapien @justugh is innocent. Had to be a black guy disguised as a white guy.

peter berger · Sep 29, 2015

Have you met downtowntillman? :hump:

mr sunshine · Sep 29, 2015

justugh said:
i was home all night .....my cellphone can prove it ....was not me

plus i would of filled it with shine and had a zippo in hand after i soaked the ppl down

What kind of squirt gun do you own? How long will it take to completely douse a moving human being? Are you willing to trow the zippo? What if you miss and they just keep it? Are you gonna put the gun full of flammable liquid down before you light the zippo? Have you thought this threw?

justugh · Sep 29, 2015

mr sunshine said:
What kind of squirt gun do you own? How long will it take to completely douse a moving human being? Are you willing to trow the zippo? What if you miss and they just keep it? Are you gonna put the gun full of flammable liquid down before you light the zippo? Have you thought this threw?

super soaker 50 and 100 15 foot streams hand pumped no metal .....down side is the drink is poison in those things they leach out chemicals
yes i will throw the zippo away ......15 bucks in any sheetz
less then 7 secs to soak the shirt u get the shirt so the flames go in the face and they breath them in destoring the lungs ( on fire they have 15/20 secs to tackle me to burn me to death before they drop)
yes keep it in the trunk next to 1/5 of shine i keep if the car breaks down and i have to walk for awhile

if need be can do the spray can trick with the lighter and soaker at full charge

justugh · Sep 29, 2015

yes i thought it thou ...........this is a old idea to me

use to do the night shift at a gas station and would be locked in the building .......i figured the only way someone could rob me is if they pumped gas tho the slot

mr sunshine · Sep 29, 2015

justugh said:
super soaker 50 and 100 15 foot streams hand pumped no metal .....down side is the drink is poison in those things they leach out chemicals
yes i will throw the zippo away ......15 bucks in any sheetz
less then 7 secs to soak the shirt u get the shirt so the flames go in the face and they breath them in destoring the lungs ( on fire they have 15/20 secs to tackle me to burn me to death before they drop)
yes keep it in the trunk next to 1/5 of shine i keep if the car breaks down and i have to walk for awhile

if need be can do the spray can trick with the lighter and soaker at full charge

What if they take their shirt off real quick pull out a gun shoot you in the dick and watch you bleed out , then take your corpse back to their house to make love to it? U ever think about that? I mean i know you brought the water gun and all but..... YOU NEVER KNOW...

mr sunshine · Sep 29, 2015

seven seconds is a long time.. you need a better strategy. Who doesn't move for seven seconds?

justugh · Sep 29, 2015

mr sunshine said:
What if they take their shirt off real quick pull out a gun shoot you in the dick and watch you bleed out , then take your corpse back to their house to make love to it? U ever think about that? I mean i know you brought the water gun and all but..... YOU NEVER KNOW...

it is not the liguid that flames ......it is the fumes
they are soaked ....they take it off and shoot me we both die .....gun fire set the fumes off and i bleed out

plus i know i have 21 secs act once i am hit ........after that i will be dead
how do i know i have 21 secs it is a old experiment done during the french revolution .......a man had his head cut off and his buddy watched the face he blinked 1 time every sec for as long as his head was alive ......21 blinks

so unless they do a head shot or get my spine .......they are dead too

bu$hleaguer · Sep 29, 2015

mr sunshine said:
What if they take their shirt off real quick pull out a gun shoot you in the dick and watch you bleed out , then take your corpse back to their house to make love to it? U ever think about that? I mean i know you brought the water gun and all but..... YOU NEVER KNOW...

That's terrible man. How could you say something like that?

mr sunshine · Sep 29, 2015

justugh said:
it is not the liguid that flames ......it is the fumes
they are soaked ....they take it off and shoot me we both die .....gun fire set the fumes off and i bleed out

plus i know i have 21 secs act once i am hit ........after that i will be dead
how do i know i have 21 secs it is a old experiment done during the french revolution .......a man had his head cut off and his buddy watched the face he blinked 1 time every sec for as long as his head was alive ......21 blinks

so unless they do a head shot or get my spine .......they are dead too

What if they are stronger then you And you can't kick their ass or kill then? Do men like that even exist? Is their anyone in the world that you don't have the upper hand on?

GrowUrOwnDank · Sep 29, 2015

It all started with sandwiches. Now sandwich artists everywhere getting jacked for a slushie fix.

Thanks for nothing Jared.

mr sunshine · Sep 29, 2015

bu$hleaguer said:
That's terrible man. How could you say something like that?

Life's terrible bro , I'm just pointing out that sometimes a watergun full of liquor doesn't get it done. The rape corpse bleeding dick thing was an example.
Don't take my shit out of context.

justugh · Sep 29, 2015

mr sunshine said:
What if they are stronger then you And you can't kick their ass or kill then? Do men like that even exist? Is their anyone in the world that you don't have the upper hand on?

there are ppl that have the upper hand compared to me ........someone is always stronger smarter and faster then u one day u run into them
someday i will run into that person that wants to kill me ........but so far i have not normally it is some little minded jackass that thinks school yard tactics work in the real world

beat his ass .......i can a beating like a champ
pull a gun on him.....2% of the ppl will do this but only 1% have the balls to pull the trigger
bring a knife ......bet i have more and they are sharper then yours
run him over with a car .......really side step by time turned around no way to hit u

i do not fight to win i fight to kill .......cripple the person end the fight (i am little sick i like to give the other person first swing 2 reason 1 makes what i am about to do justified 2 something in my head snaps i feel the impact but not the pain )

mr sunshine · Sep 29, 2015

justugh said:
there are ppl that have the upper hand compared to me ........someone is always stronger smarter and faster then u one day u run into them
someday i will run into that person that wants to kill me ........but so far i have not normally it is some little minded jackass that thinks school yard tactics work in the real world

beat his ass .......i can a beating like a champ
pull a gun on him.....2% of the ppl will do this but only 1% have the balls to pull the trigger
bring a knife ......bet i have more and they are sharper then yours
run him over with a car .......really side step by time turned around no way to hit u

i do not fight to win i fight to kill .......cripple the person end the fight (i am little sick i like to give the other person first swing 2 reason 1 makes what i am about to justified 2 something in my head snaps i feel the impact but not the pain )

How many people have you killed? And if the answer is zero by your standards have you ever really won a fight?

Let me rephrase my first question. How many fights have you won?

GrowUrOwnDank · Sep 29, 2015

Fucking Jared! WTF you perv! People loved your fat ass for losing 700 pounds. You dropped of college and made a career and millions because you dropped out of college and lost weight eating fucking sandwiches. You got rich and famous and the money got you bitches man! Then you gotta do what you did?

Whole damn world done gone crazy man. Not cool Jared.

justugh · Sep 29, 2015

mr sunshine said:
How many people have you killed? And if the answer is zero by your standards have you ever really won a fight?

Let me rephrase my first question. How many fights have you won?

my full life 4 ppl have died by my actions ...not admitting to anything nor am i saying who .....but when it is my time i got 4 lives to answer too in the end

Robbed some dude with a squirt gun last night.

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