Republican Texas Lawmaker: Sex Ed Gets Teens Hot and Bothered, Leads to Pregnancy

FlyLikeAnEagle · Jul 6, 2013

The quicker we officially diagnose conservatism as a mental disorder the better off the world will be.....

My wife worked at a home for unwed moms, and one of the little kids that was born, his name is David. David came about as a result of his mom and dad, who were just 16 at the time, going to a Planned Parenthood deal where they taught them how to use contraceptives. They were not sexually active at that point. They got into the car, and they were so hot and bothered from this deal, he couldnt even get the condom on.

http://tfninsider.org/2013/07/03/te...ts-teens-hot-and-bothered-leads-to-pregnancy/

desert dude · Jul 6, 2013

From what I remember of my teen age years, pretty much everything got me all hot and bothered.

Harrekin · Jul 6, 2013

desert dude said:
From what I remember of my teen age years, pretty much everything got me all hot and bothered.

Boob shaped mountains?

BOIING!

Ah, to be 14 again....

abandonconflict · Jul 6, 2013

FlyLikeAnEagle said:
The quicker we officially diagnose conservatism as a mental disorder the better off the world will be.

So many conditions are now considered disorders, even caffeine withdrawals. This is the real disorder. This open opposition to progress is a crisis.

desert dude · Jul 8, 2013

Harrekin said:
Boob shaped mountains?

BOIING!

Ah, to be 14 again....

Plugging in an electrical appliance. To see those male prongs sliding home snugly into the female outlet. Boinngg!

doublejj · Jul 8, 2013

desert dude said:
Plugging in an electrical appliance. To see those male prongs sliding home snugly into the female outlet. Boinngg!

Put down the blow drier DD......!

BigNBushy · Jul 8, 2013

I wouldn't say that their condition is being conservative. I would say these are crazy fuckers who just so happen to be conservative. I think these are most likely members of the Christianist party. They are indeed under the conservative tent, but they are not conservative. They are all for the government stepping in and making law and rules based on their fears and beliefs. IMHO, they aren't true Christians, nor true conservatives. But they are Republicans... And this is a problem. However, I have yet to hear anything dumber than the D congressman who thought the island of Guam might tip over if we put 10,000 US Marines on it.

UncleBuck · Jul 8, 2013

BigNBushy said:
However, I have yet to hear anything dumber than the D congressman who thought the island of Guam might tip over if we put 10,000 US Marines on it.

i've heard dumber.

for example, every single person who took that line seriously and didn't realize it was a joke delivered in deadpan.

BigNBushy · Jul 8, 2013

UncleBuck said:
i've heard dumber.

for example, every single person who took that line seriously and didn't realize it was a joke delivered in deadpan.

If you think that was actually a joke, you really are a Kool-Aid drinker.

AlabamaRedneck · Jul 8, 2013

UncleBuck said:
i've heard dumber.

for example, every single person who took that line seriously and didn't realize it was a joke delivered in deadpan.

Yeah, and every time I think of "dumb", I think of you Buck.

Got any treadmills for sale? I need one, if the price is right...

UncleBuck · Jul 8, 2013

AlabamaRedneck said:
Yeah, and every time I think of "dumb", I think of you Buck.

Got any treadmills for sale? I need one, if the price is right...

NoDrama · Jul 9, 2013

Teen pregnancy isn't a crisis. Teens been gettin pregnant since forever. D teens get pregnant just as much as R teens do. Its a teen thing, not a political ideology thing as some knuckleheads might think.

SlaveNoMore · Jul 9, 2013

LOL his slippers flying off is classic...I laughed for 5 minutes watching that.

SlaveNoMore · Jul 9, 2013

Yeah doesn't take much for teens to get hot and bothered. Hell, when I was that age stairing at my english teacher's fat ass would be enough masturbation fodder for a week.

NoDrama · Jul 9, 2013

SlaveNoMore said:
Yeah doesn't take much for teens to get hot and bothered. Hell, when I was that age stairing at my english teacher's fat ass would be enough masturbation fodder for a week.

My 8th grade Writing teacher was so hot, I think all us boys did in her class was eye fuck her all period. She didn't last long until some dude got her pregnant and she quit teaching, sad sad day.

SlaveNoMore · Jul 9, 2013

NoDrama said:
My 8th grade Writing teacher was so hot, I think all us boys did in her class was eye fuck her all period. She didn't last long until some dude got her pregnant and she quit teaching, sad sad day.

Hot teachers always make learning fun.

desert dude · Jul 9, 2013

UncleBuck said:
i've heard dumber.

for example, every single person who took that line seriously and didn't realize it was a joke delivered in deadpan.

I agree. I have heard dumber as well. Your next sentence, for example.

desert dude · Jul 9, 2013

UncleBuck said:

I have to admit, this GIF makes me giggle every time I see it.

It cracks me up to see both of his shoes come flying off! And his hokey-pokey dance before riding the belt is classic.

UncleBuck · Jul 9, 2013

desert dude said:
I agree. I have heard dumber as well. Your next sentence, for example.

not even your avatar is dumb enough to believe that an island would tip over, much less someone competent enough to get himself elected.

it is handy at identifying who is willing to believe in the stupidity of black people over the rational explanation of deadpan.

desert dude · Jul 9, 2013

UncleBuck said:
not even your avatar is dumb enough to believe that an island would tip over, much less someone competent enough to get himself elected.

it is handy at identifying who is willing to believe in the stupidity of black people over the rational explanation of deadpan.

You under estimate the stupidity of my avatar, Buck.

Oh, it was just the congressman's attempt at outing racists? Now I get it. LOL. :dunce:

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