Reasons we like our pets better than our own children

Diabolical666

Well-Known Member

• Nov 12, 2019

• #1

My pet doesn't steal my change for late night Taco bell

My kid wont bite someones face off on command













Ok you go...

 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member

• Nov 12, 2019

• #2

My dog stops whining after a few minutes when I lock him in his cage. My kid won't stfu...

 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member

• Nov 12, 2019

• #3

It's easy to flush my dead fish down the toilet. Dead kids are a hassle to get rid of...

 

tangerinegreen555

Well-Known Member

• Nov 12, 2019

• #4

I actually have a thing for my children's pets.

Does that count?

 

raratt

Well-Known Member

• Nov 12, 2019

• #5

You get in trouble if you put a kid on a leash tied to a tree when they need to chill out.

 

dangledo

Well-Known Member

• Nov 12, 2019

• #6

In 15 years my dog never kneed me in my jaw and chipped my tooth

My son did it in less than 3

 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod

Staff member

• Nov 12, 2019

• #7

They don't start ridiculous threads on RIU.

 

Diabolical666

Well-Known Member

• Nov 12, 2019

• #8

I was having coffee the other morning and caught Doge looking at me like thus

 

tangerinegreen555

Well-Known Member

• Nov 12, 2019

• #9

raratt said:

You get in trouble if you put a kid on a leash tied to a tree when they need to chill out.

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I've literally seen that done. When I was a little kid my dad drove by a house that had their kid tied up like a dog.

My dad said they were nuts. Today, the county people would be there in 5 minutes for child abuse.

Back then, they would just say they're nuts.

 

Bareback

Well-Known Member

• Nov 12, 2019

• #10

My dog doesn’t need me to pay her car insurance. And she ( the dog Ivy) at least looks ashamed when she makes a mess in the floor unlike the daughter. Ooh and the dog ain’t afraid of spiders....can’t say that about either kid.