Random Bud Offers...share lol

Today, while leaving my mothers, just finished working on the deck, was with my buddy, waiting to hil the glass so in a rush at the gas station....kid next to me whispers to me, yo i got that "good haze son" lol. his buddy comes around my other side offers me E pills and haze, i say no, cuz i currently have about a full weekends supply in the glove box lol...he then, after offering me this shit, says "u aint a cop right?" hahahha what a dumbass, offers then asks....i mighta tried if i didnt have to be cautious that he was....however, with his stupidity...i doubt it lol

I just got a phone call from some dude I apparently met in a pub I don't even drink in looking to sell me some weed. Could be the guy I met a few weeks ago who tried to sell me parsley. I told him where to go and every time I see the dude I say ''Hey parsley, Hows it going''? or somthing similar. He doesn't like that very much.