Quotes You Heard While Baked that Blew Your Mind

"The purpose of life is a life of purpose"

this one really got to me. had me thinking for about 30 seconds
until i forgot what i was thinking about of course (classic)
then i remembered and pondered some more

feel free to post some interesting quotes

"It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top." -Hunter S. Thompson

"You are looking at me like you either want to fuck me or fight me... either way, you're going down!"

"Why.. Why Not?"

"FUCK YOU! fuck who? Yes you. Guess who? Then Who? Not You." lol i packed the bowl, smoked and cashed it during ur trip bro, heres the other half of the joint I just rolled and smoked.

"Fat people are hard to kidnap."

Possessions own you.

"want some cheetos?"

Here's some for the Canadians:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFuKkM-tqN0&feature=related

me: watch the road!!

stoner friend: what road?

Not exactly blew my mind but got me thinking for a while: "The art of living is earning respect without appearing smuggish about it."

"If we admit that human life can be ruled by reason, then all possibility of life is destroyed."

I thought this was fucking epic when i first read it baked out of my skull.

"do you like getting handjobs? yes!? do you like giving hanjobs? ew noo!! then your a hipicriter too" haha harold kumar 2

We are who we pretend to be. Fear of responsibility makes cowards of us all!Oh well whatever never mind.

Burger King: Anyway you want it
Kumar Patelllll:1 Sometimes myt dad wants me to be like him cuz its good fur me or cuz he wants me to the his legacy or something
Stoned~~~

me-dude its like 5 oclock
stoned/drunk ass friend-man its just time

we said that for about a month after that night....we were fucked

"life is a powerful play and you MUST contribute a verse"- William Shakespeare

"I see the puppet, but where is the puppeteer?"

No matter where you go.... There you are.


I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

"No matter how I struggle and strive/ I'll never get outta this world alive"
- Hank Williams
"Rain a pour/ but a dirt it tough"
- Bob Marley