Estominala
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I'm doctor Frasier Crane. I'm listening.
Problems?
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Downtowntillman
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I think my penis is possessed?? I have to beat it to get it to lay down.
Estominala
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Perhaps an exorcism is in order through a Catholic priest
tyler.durden
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I threw my back out moving a piano last Sunday, and I've been bed ridden all week. Trouble is, I've had an erection this entire time. They say to call a doc if it doesn't go down in 4 days, and it's been about that. It is starting to get darker and it smells kinda rank. What should I do???
Downtowntillman
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Got a good one in mind?? I'm not picky.
Downtowntillman
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Bleach.. Worked for me.
Estominala
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Yes removal seems to be a viable option
tyler.durden
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tyler.durden
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I'm not gonna take my dick off, u crazy??? What kind of doctor are you?
Estominala
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The right kind
tyler.durden
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Wait... it just fell off. Thanks for the advice...
Estominala
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Call anytime!
Downtowntillman
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Ah shit.... There that mf goes again. What's the priests number. This thing is out of control. Maybe a picture would help?
Alienwidow
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Theres a lesbian thats in love with me. She wants me to penis her but ive been friends with her for a year and even though it would be fun, im not really feelin the same thing shes feelin.....and shes great to have at the bar cause she meets tons of girls for me lol. What should i tell her?
Estominala
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I would perhaps tell her that you respect your relationship to much as friends and that you wouldn't want to put that in jeopardy by having sexual relations
Alienwidow
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So what your saying is penis her right?
Estominala
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Of course that's what I mean!
Alienwidow
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Thanks doc. Ramming speed full ahead.
Estominala
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Sometimes the best prescription is none at all!
Downtowntillman
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this mans changing lives.. Right before our very eyes.
