Well that’s explains a song I heard once about a guy who drunk and passed out in the bushes, while he was out a group of young ladies were passing by and on a dare one of the girls lifts his Kilt and shows his junk to the rest and then takes her hair bow and ties it to his pecker , after waking up he see the ribbon and said “ I don’t know where we’ve been lad but I can see we won first prize “ .
I secretly always wanted to win first prize it’s like a personal goal.
Was thinking about something festive? I dunno, it may be a bit much for something I can only really pull off wearing for a few weeks out of the year. Any suggestions? Maybe something more versatile?