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My penis already feels like a minion and kinda sounds like one to. ( or maybe it’s the voice in my head)

the Scottish are known for having a rich and expressive culture when it comes to dressing up their dicks for weddings

a tradition that goes back through teh ages. and god bless them for it
 
the Scottish are known for having a rich and expressive culture when it comes to dressing up their dicks for weddings

a tradition that goes back through teh ages. and god bless them for it

Well that’s explains a song I heard once about a guy who drunk and passed out in the bushes, while he was out a group of young ladies were passing by and on a dare one of the girls lifts his Kilt and shows his junk to the rest and then takes her hair bow and ties it to his pecker , after waking up he see the ribbon and said “ I don’t know where we’ve been lad but I can see we won first prize “ .
I secretly always wanted to win first prize it’s like a personal goal.
 
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