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ChingOwn

Well-Known Member

• Mar 7, 2016

• #1

toddler child: "Daddy I want a Soccer ball"
Daddy: "Can yo pp touch yo butthole?"
toddler child *confused* "what no?... i dont know"
Daddy : All right son Ill get you a soccer ball

7yr old child: "Daddy I want bike"
Daddy: "Can yo pp touch yo butthole?"
7yr old child: *indignant* noooo dad
Daddy: "All right son Ill get you a bike"

14 yr old kid: "Dad I want an Xbox one"
Daddy: "Can yo pp touch yo butthole?"
14 yr old kid:*serious* No sir
Daddy: "Allright boy Ill get you an xbox one"

17 yr old punk: "Yo pop I need a car"
Daddy: "Can yo pp touch yo butthole?"
17 yr old punk: *cocky* hell yeah it can
Daddy: "Then go fuck yourself"



That is all

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Mar 7, 2016

• #2

 

Eltomcat

Well-Known Member

• Mar 7, 2016

• #3

Don't believe everything you hear, real eyes, realize, real lies...
Something like that?

Sorry seen it on facebook. It pissed me off.

Fucked that up..

 

bu$hleaguer

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• Mar 7, 2016

• #4

 

ChingOwn

Well-Known Member

• Mar 7, 2016

• #5

cannabineer said:

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That is not a polar bear

 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member

• Mar 7, 2016

• #6

A little jewish boy asked his father for $50. The father replied, "$40? I don't have $30. What do you need $20 for???"

 

Eltomcat

Well-Known Member

• Mar 7, 2016

• #7

I get it^^^ lol Jews r cheap!!!

 

ODanksta

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• Mar 7, 2016

• #8

Eltomcat said:

I get it^^^ lol Jews r cheap!!!

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Dafuq bro that is racist... I am jewish just to let you know.

Yummy pork tacos

 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member

• Mar 7, 2016

• #9

Eltomcat said:

I get it^^^ lol Jews r cheap!!!

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Oh! I thought that joke was making fun of their short attention spans. Your take is funnier...

 

ODanksta

Well-Known Member

• Mar 7, 2016

• #10

tyler.durden said:

Oh! I thought that joke was making fun of their short attention spans. Your take is funnier...

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I really like petting zoo's. My favorite animal is the Gorillas because they look like my grandparents.. I also found the turtles very interesting.

 

Eltomcat

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• Mar 7, 2016

• #11

Oops... Anne frank was awesome!

 

ODanksta

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• Mar 7, 2016

• #12

Eltomcat said:

Oops... Anne frank was awesome!

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She was alright, but she was always losing the damn Amazon remote and folding black and white socks together so I had to let her go..

 

Eltomcat

Well-Known Member

• Mar 7, 2016

• #13

This band the dwarves made a song about her. I think its called "wouldn't fuck her with your dick" let me double check. No that's the amy whinehouse song. Damnit

 

Eltomcat

Well-Known Member

• Mar 7, 2016

• #14

Lol the song is called " Anne frank" lol I really need a nap..

 

tyler.durden

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• Mar 8, 2016

• #15

ODanksta said:

I really like petting zoo's. My favorite animal is the Gorillas because they look like my grandparents.. I also found the turtles very interesting.

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Remember to lick your fingers after handling the turtles, it's good luck! I like turtles...

Edit - That chimp is fucking the shit out of the frog's throat! Nature is beautiful...

 

tyler.durden

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• Mar 8, 2016

• #16

Eltomcat said:

Lol the song is called " Anne frank" lol I really need a nap..

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I did nazi that coming...

 

Unclebaldrick

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• Mar 8, 2016

• #17

tyler.durden said:

Remember to lick your fingers after handling the turtles, it's good luck! I like turtles...

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Armadillo licking brings great wealth. I seen it.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Mar 8, 2016

• #18

tyler.durden said:

I did nazi that coming...

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Boy this thread got göring!