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mr sunshine said:

Lmfao... your x boss sounds like a hoot... my girlfriend says Im always scratching my balls or adjusting my dick in front of people. I think she's lies because why would I do that?

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charface said:

Well how are we doing op?
A thank you may be in order.

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curious2garden said:

Look, she's just obsessed with your dick. That's it. It's a cross very few have to 'bare' but there you go.

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charface said:

I find the tale very valuable,
This cop sounds like a party.
Which means if you buddied up with him for a week you should have enough dirt on him to own his ass.

Imagine you guys are at a party, now if he wants to keep his job he will have to let you twirl his guns, play with the siren and all that shit.
Prolly wonk his wife's boobies as well

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mr sunshine said:

I did, pink.. hot white lady in her mid 40s. All night he was trying to get some little Mexican dude sitting at the bar to come home with them.... Mexican guys wife was fucking pissed.

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Sir Napsalot said:

I may not have always made the best choices in my life

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tyler.durden said:

Easier just to kill you. He'll plant a hip-hop demo cd on you and they'll never find who did it...

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mr sunshine said:

Lmao, this big ass dick always gets me into trouble. Sometimes I wish I was like the guys on r.i.u and had an average to small, forgettable sized penis.

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Sir Napsalot said:

I may not have always made the best choices in my life

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mr sunshine said:

I did, pink.. hot white lady in her mid 40s. All night he was trying to get some little Mexican dude sitting at the bar to come home with them.... Mexican guys wife was fucking pissed.

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ebgood said:

Heres a thot

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Habowdat

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mr sunshine said:

Last week this swinger cop came into the bar and started hitting on our waitress. He then started showing the entire bar semi nude pictures of his wife that was sitting beside him. (That part was cool).. then he says to our waitress . "You know you have to do if you get pulled over right? Show your boobs". It was weird... this was a pointless story, I'm sorry.

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mr sunshine said:

Lmfao... your x boss sounds like a hoot... my girlfriend says Im always scratching my balls or adjusting my dick in front of people. I think she's lies because why would I do that?

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charface said:

Well how are we doing op?
A thank you may be in order.

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ebgood said:

If u saw nipples..it wasnt pointless

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Bareback said:

Good point.




I was thinking that they're at least two other threads for random.... thoughts


I was told by a black chick that scratching/adjusting your balls in public is iresistable also walking bow legged

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ebgood said:

Yea they tend to want the g with the biggest nuuuuts and guess whuuuuut

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mr sunshine said:

He is I, and I am him, slim with the tilted brim
What's my motherfuckin name?

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mr sunshine said:

He is I, and I am him, slim with the tilted brim
What's my motherfuckin name?

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