Po po stories?

I don't have a personal story, but i was at the bar with my friend this night. After he had about 5 pitchers( keep in mind he weighs 350lbs) he was completely drunk, jumping around and stuff he turns around and his arm wails into one of the waiters and she just completely flips over the bar, Really funny until they call the cops and my friend gets beat down by 4 cops... Luckily he doesn't remember it but he had bruises for acouple months.

A few years back my friend and I couldn't find weed to save our lives... so we went down to Detroit in hopes of finding someone on the streets who was dealing. Sad(?) to say it didn't take long... but as we were negotiating the transaction, the guy burst out "JUST TAKE IT!" and bolted off running. He was diving up a half ounce into two bags, we just wanted a 1/4... but shoved it all into my friend's hand and ran away with the money we'd given him for the 1/4. Before either of us could say 'What the FUCK...' ... or even put the weed away... a police car drove by us cool as you please. Didn't stop. Didn't even take notice of us, really. Needless to say, we both nearly shit ourselves.

ok good stories all... the funniest one though was the guy who couldnt afford a carbon filter so he got co2 instead... roflmao, pretty sure he was serious??

never been busted for growing hopefuly never will because they take the piss with sentencing growers u could end up in the jail for about the same amount of time as a rapist thats fuked up. been caught quite a few times with shit on me tho never been fined or anything just had warnings a few of my close friends have been fined though and 1 had to go to court. stop al this shit and legalize it is what i think
keep on toking and fuck the police

dude i picked a hemp plant when i was pickin berrys an a cop stopped an asked if it was mine an i said nope just picked it in weeds he told me it was my plant an i was like dude its a damn hemp plant lay off long storie short he finnally believed me an where i live the cops go after anything if it looks like weed

oh man. i got a police story.

in Corpus Christi TX, a group of cops responded to a call by a kid who said he saw a marijuana field in a nearby park.

they went into the field and uprooted the plants, apparantely even warning some member of the media that this could be one of the biggest busts of his career.

turns out they uprooted a bunch of (400 +) Horse Mint plants. BRAVO CONDUCTOR!!BRAVOOO!!!!!

Horse mint is a common wildflower, a cousin of the mint plant in mojitos.... FAIL!

a biker clubhouse in my town got raided and people were even inside at the time. also no drugs were found. i know some of the bikers and they are cool ppl. i thought this part was pretty funny.
"They (law enforcement) forced their way into the building by driving their truck through the back wall, they just missed hitting two 20-pound propane tanks we use for heating during the winter months. He said law enforcement officials used emergency extraction equipment (Jaws of Life) to enter a safe, taking tickets and money from the sale of tickets for the upcoming Rockin' on Bay event in Gladstone.

In addition to cash in the safe, Frye said a ledger, noting members donations and bar tabs was taken, along with articles of clothing bearing the clubs "colors" and logo.

"The wife of one of our members who was selling the tickets sought their return, with the request being denied. He added that during the search of the clubhouse, he requested an opportunity to read the search warrant, saying his request was denied by a law enforcement official."

http://bikernews.org/wtn/news.php?extend.10677
http://www.dailypress.net/page/content.detail/id/519745.html?nav=5003

michigan tax dollars put to use LOL

Old thread resurrected, huh ? I've been enjoying these types of threads, although it's adding to my anxiety since I have a grow on.

My close calls in Ontario, Canada (lucky I've never been pinched for anything):

(1)
15 years ago I got my supply, a quarter to a half a pound at a time from my hometown, a 6 hours drive. I drove at night and sparked several once away from the bright lights around Toronto. Always kept the glow inside the ashtray, and drove "softly" at 6-10 MPH over limit like most people. Mustang GT.

I was 20 minutes from home and made the mistake of making an illegal U-Turn shortcut on a Federal road at 3 AM. White and blue flashing ! Damn ! Quickly lower the windows, blast the fan, light a cigarette and simultaneously hit my signal and slowly pull over, LOL. Back in those days in the mid 90's I could still get away with my "trick" of getting out of the car to meet them halfway, without them getting overly paranoid I was about to run or shoot.

So it's 2 RCMP (Federal) officers. After running my papers and everything's cool, one asks about a box in my hatchback. (Electronics so perhaps concerned about possible theft.) I explain and offer to open hatchback for him, and he says no need. Cool ! They wrote me a warning ticket. Whew ! I had a lot of weed in the car and only two cats there to guard it, LOL. I think cop might have seen cats and figured I wasn't a "bad guy".

(2)
Did 2 400 watt grows in 1 bedroom of my upscale apartment some 12 years ago. Landlord reported some window washers had reported it to him, but he told them to keep their mouths shut. Landlord was a young guy who occasionally toked (as he told me) so I dodged a few possible bullets there.

(3)
Some 5 years ago I bought my first house, semi-rural, and next year put out 7 plants in the forested back acre. That's when I noticed we were in a flight path for planes and choppers, some military and flying rather low. (You don't notice so much unless you plant, LOL.) At one point 3 military choppers flew over low in formation. Holy ship !

At a later point, 1 military chopper flew over low and very much appeared to be hovering over my back acre for way too long. Damn ! I trashed the plants that night but nothing ever came of it. I'm SURE they use military choppers around here to find pot, but perhaps my small plots are too little to bother. Regardless, it makes me freak. I've seen them doing patterns, East to West, then West to East some hundreds of feet away from the last.

So now I'm growing 3 again in the same spot. I'm determined not to trash them based on chopper fears, but if I got a talk and knock, I'd seriously consider trashing. As a friend said though, perhaps I should just move them off my property in that case.