PIN numbers are way too long these days!

The other day I was trying to crack someone’s pin code. I thought 2 digit month + 2 digit day, that’ll do it. Nope! Fuck me! Then I remembered that iPhone will allow you up to 8 digits. So I’m like ok, if I add a 4 digit year that has to be it. Boom bang pow! I typed it in and... nothing! I got frustrated, gave up, and left.

Later on that day my mom calls me.

Mom: Mijo, I think someone tried to break in today!
Me: Was it around 2:30 this afternoon?
Mom: Yeah, how’d you know?
Me: because I was trying to break in and steal some money out of your purse.
Mom: Don't be stupid. You’d never steal from your mom pendejo.
Me: Nah I’m just playing. I... um... needed to borrow a hammer
Mom: Oh, well you should’ve just called. I was here.
Me: I didn’t have my phone. But anyways, I’ll talk to you later mom. Bye.

The reality is I WAS trying to break in and steal money from her purse. Not because I needed the money. And it wouldn’t have been a large amount anyway. Just like $20 bucks. I only do it so I can be the good son. My brother would be the pussy ass son. Probably tell her something like “it’s ok mom, I’ll give you the $20 next time I see you.” Like the asshole brother he is!

See, me on the other hand, I wait for the phone call.

Mom: Mijo, I know I had an extra $20 in my purse. I looked all over and I can’t find it. I don’t remember going to the store or spending it on lottery tickets. Maybe I’m just getting old?

And there it is! My opportunity to be the good son! That’s when I reply “Want me to put you in the old folks home?!... I’ll pay for it”

LOL Your brother sucks.

The next $20 will be harder to get. Security has a way of finding out what happens to a patients personal belongings when they go missing.

You are probably going about this the wrong way.

You might try calling her with a number spoofing app, tell her she's in line to win a $500 Walmart gift card and you need $20 to process it. Don't forget to get credit/debit card number, expiration date, the 3 digit security code.

Then buy her a $500 Walmart gift card and take out another $20 for handling and $100 more for scam fees and the whole thing is almost legal because 1000 scammers do it every 15 minutes.

Clayton? Did you hack Gary's account? Remind your mom that she still owes me $20...

tangerinegreen555 said:

You are probably going about this the wrong way.

You might try calling her with a number spoofing app, tell her she's in line to win a $500 Walmart gift card and you need $20 to process it. Don't forget to get credit/debit card number, expiration date, the 3 digit security code.

Then buy her a $500 Walmart gift card and take out another $20 for handling and $100 more for scam fees and the whole thing is almost legal because 1000 scammers do it every 15 minutes.

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Lol but then that’s just scamming her. My point is to get her in an old folks home before her time.

Maybe next time I’ll sneak in while she’s gone or asleep and rearrange her living room all fucked up? But to make it look like she did it I’ll leave her favorite show on. Put her kind of cigs on the coffee table. With a halfway smoked one in the ash try. And a half drank big red somewhere too.


Idk why that lady likes big red but that’s her jam.

Big Red, I'd hit it. Haven't seen it in years. All the cool kids with "Stingray" bikes drank Big Red.
Be sure to find a home that will serve it. Shes worth it!

Grandpapy said:

Big Red, I'd hit it. Haven't seen it in years. All the cool kids with "Stingray" bikes drank Big Red.
Be sure to find a home that will serve it. Shes worth it!

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And here I thought it's a chewing gum ... never saw the drink before.

Look what else turned up on the image search

cannabineer said:

And here I thought it's a chewing gum ... never saw the drink before.

Look what else turned up on the image search

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Pretty sure it was a Texas thing, I know it was big in San Antonio.

Grandpapy said:

Pretty sure it was a Texas thing, I know it was big in San Antonio.

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Could be; I don't remember it on the East Coast where I grew up.

cannabineer said:

Could be; I don't remember it on the East Coast where I grew up.

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It is a Texas thing. I didn’t even know it. I just looked it up and wiki said it was created in Waco Tx.

Big Red has a cameo in this REK tune.

Gary Goodson said:

Lol but then that’s just scamming her. My point is to get her in an old folks home before her time.

Maybe next time I’ll sneak in while she’s gone or asleep and rearrange her living room all fucked up? But to make it look like she did it I’ll leave her favorite show on. Put her kind of cigs on the coffee table. With a halfway smoked one in the ash try. And a half drank big red somewhere too.


Idk why that lady likes big red but that’s her jam.

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I was working it from the other direction. Sister and I were doing all we could to keep Mamma out of the old folks' home. She had too much money for the government to pay, so our inheritance would have been going away at a rate of $2-3K every month. Plus she was still saving right until the end, so the payout was getting bigger all the time.

It was a pain. I had to walk over and fix her breakfast every morning for the last 6 months or so. There was some close calls. She had a couple of pretty bad strokes, and it looked bleak as far as keeping her home. The night of the 2nd stroke they were wanting to transfer her to a bigger hospital In Panama City. She told them not only was she not going to Panama, but she was going home.

She made a lot of headway in the next couple of months. I could see this going on for months to come, but an unplanned application of a fentanyl pain patch tipped the scales against her. It was the next day when she wouldn't wake up that we realized what had happened. She had had either a stroke or heart attack during the night, and died 2-3 days later.

The bulk of her money went to Sister and I, even though we both had serious concerns regarding that. My cut was a hair over $150K, so it went a long way toward easing one of my two fears. {being old and poor, and a woman with a gun}

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