Petition to get rid of Texas

Hal Incandenza · Nov 15, 2012

So far 110,000 people from 50 states have voted in favor of jettisoning Texas from the United States of America.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pe...ca-and-create-its-own-new-government/BmdWCP8B

I'm definitely in favor. How about you?

Carne Seca · Nov 15, 2012

You can't get rid of Texas! New Mexico would lean to the right. (take that however you want to)

Ringsixty · Nov 15, 2012

Meaningless :wall:

robert 14617 · Nov 15, 2012

thats cute, texas has been talking and may trade the rest of the us to the canadians for some beads and sparkly trinkets

greenswag · Nov 15, 2012

Wow have you read some of the open petitions? Some people are real morons, make it illegal to circumcise someone under the age of 18, why? United states government recognition that Israel authored the 9/11 terror attacks? I like this one https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pe...er-spartan-john-117-lawn-white-house/SlnRCpqH

B166ER420 · Nov 15, 2012

Hal Incandenza said:
So far 110,000 people from 50 states have voted in favor of jettisoning Texas from the United States of America.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pe...ca-and-create-its-own-new-government/BmdWCP8B

I'm definitely in favor. How about you?

No comment!

cannabineer · Nov 15, 2012

B166ER420 said:
No comment!

This is your one shot to divorce Oklahoma. Think on it. cn

rainman36 · Nov 15, 2012

new mexico,texas,and california is already mexico.

Carne Seca · Nov 15, 2012

rainman36 said:
new mexico,texas,and california is already mexico.

New Mexico has always been Mexico. pffft! Ignorant gringo!

cannabineer · Nov 15, 2012

Carne Seca said:
New Mexico has always been Mexico. pffft! Ignorant gringo!

I was hoping you'd show up and spray a few lines of indignant Spanish his way ... cn

silasraven · Nov 15, 2012

yeah sure get ride of them, so lets see whos news hawii, alaska, washington ? o no wait florida. give the cubans or columbians florida in exchange for coke so we can buy the country better healthcare. new york to the arabs that way they wont have to try and bomb it anymore. ask for hash up front though

Prisoner #56802 · Nov 15, 2012

What has Texas ever done to you????!?!

HUH?!!?

Tell me!!

:leaf:

Trolling · Nov 15, 2012

rainman36 said:
new mexico,texas,and california is already mexico.

Don't forget Florida...

Carne Seca · Nov 15, 2012

cannabineer said:
I was hoping you'd show up and spray a few lines of indignant Spanish his way ... cn

We're like southerners that way. We're not ashamed to show off our crazy relatives. Asi es Nuevo Mexico! And damned proud of it too!

Hal Incandenza · Nov 15, 2012

After seeing some of the most popular petitions, I've come to the conclusion that we probably are the dumbest nation in the history of western civilization.

rainman36 · Nov 15, 2012

Trolling said:
Don't forget Florida...

Mexico florida LOL..

DSB65 · Nov 15, 2012

i would go on a Texas rant....but shit i dont live in that great state anymore.... :bigjoint:

Trolling · Nov 15, 2012

rainman36 said:
new mexico,texas,and california is already mexico.

silasraven said:
yeah sure get ride of them, so lets see whos news hawii, alaska, washington ? o no wait florida. give the cubans or columbians florida in exchange for coke so we can buy the country better healthcare. new york to the arabs that way they wont have to try and bomb it anymore. ask for hash up front though

I actually wouldn't mind that, I need to move and if the government sells Florida, they'd have to give me moving money.

Hal Incandenza · Nov 15, 2012

Prisoner #56802 said:
What has Texas ever done to you????!?!

HUH?!!?

Tell me!!

Besides producing the dumbest, fattest most useless specimens this country has to offer? And yes, I've been there. Met some nice people. Met a lot of ignorant, bible thumping, homophobic, racist people as well.

DSB65 · Nov 15, 2012

Hal Incandenza said:
Besides producing the dumbest, fattest most useless specimens this country has to offer? And yes, I've been there. Met some nice people. Met a lot of ignorant bible belting, homophobic, racist people as well.

Fuck Texas.

no fuck you......

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