Passing A Test
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klassifyme
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i think i should add that watering down your system this way is dangerous. you will feel sick and possible vomit or have diarrhea, but it kept me out of jail and working. some people have died from water intoxication, so be carefull, i exercise and meditate and know my body.
FootClan
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or you could just spend a little money on a fake dick or a masking drink......or you could risk death and or diarrhia ........i mean are we that cheap that we cant spend a little money to pass a test i mean ya if i was homeless and had to pass a test then maybe id try drinking gallons of water to pass a test but im not homeless i can come up with 40 bucks to garantee i pass the test by buying someting that is made for passing tests.......Im not going to argue with you guys about wether or not water will pass a test anymore......... a better question is WHY? why use water when there are better more proven SAFER ways of passing a test....
yes we all get that you pass test by drinking water tell your sick but why advise others to do that?? thats what i dont understand..... i have changed my tire by proping wood under my car but that dosent mean i tell people " oh you need to change your tire? dont use a jack just go put some wood under it lol i mean come on.. just becuase you can dosent mean its the best way and so maybe telling people the cheapest most dangerous way isnt the BEST way??
or maybe im wrong maybe drinking gallons of water and not even garunteing a pass is the right way to go?? i say not garunted because ITS NOT....i tryed it two times and both times failed so like i said why use a non garunted dangerous way of doing someing when there are better safer ways?? these questions dont need to be answerd i already know the asnwer just trying to make a point here.....
fatality
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, yea, i forgot to mention that after i would get outta probation i would have some nasty diahrea every fuckin time, the body does not like all that water in it.....
wyteberrywidow
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Lmao i know the feeling glad them days are over.
fatality
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but i was on fuckin felony probation for 5 years, i never had a dirty fuckin drop. wake up.... make pot of coffee, drink all , then take your store bought masking drink.... refill bottle with water and drink all... then bust out your sure jell and make a nice tall stiff one outta that motherfucker and slam it down, refill the container you mixed it up with with fresh water, stir and drink, then drink a lil more watrer till your piccin every 15-20 min, then go to probation, dont fuck with me, probation fucks a lot of people and if you do as i said, you should b alright..... unless you are a fat ass. then you are in a different category as me. all your extra fat cells will be your demise, you shoulda fuckin worked out and ran a lil when you were younger you fat ass cocksucker, now go to jail for being fuckin fat
wyteberrywidow
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exactly .....lmao
fatality
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damn fatasses anyways, i cant stand walking around in my great nation and everywhere i go i see so many fatasses, just standing around being fat, not doing nothing about there fatness except stoppin by mcdonalds on the way home to get themselves some more fat cells..... dirty fat sunz a bitches
FootClan
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so you drank a masking drink?
fatality
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damn fatasses
klassifyme
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the point is you can't use a fake dick with p.o.'s, and if you read the intsructions on most masking drinks they tell you to drink lots and lots OF WATER. Basically just watering down your urine.
wyteberrywidow
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exactly thats why i dont use them 50 dollar drinks just a jug of water free refills..
FootClan
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lol how am i fat? im very inshape actually..you sound like a fuckin crazy bastered....you jump in this thread all pissed and angery calling people fat and this and that? lol what happen to you to hate fat people so much??
FootClan
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actually thats incorrect the masking drink i drink tells me NOT to dilute the drink after i drink it by drinking more water....
wyteberrywidow
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can you show me this drink?? google it and link me to it.i never saw a drink that says that.
klassifyme
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my brother tried the masking drink his test came up adultered
FootClan
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the drinks specificly tells me to drink the drink then fill the bottle with water drink that and NOT to drink anymore after that or it will dilute the masking agent... It had a 1 800 number on the back for custmer questions....i called the number a dude answerd and talked to me for like 20 mins on how to beat a piss test.everyting from not drinking anyting acitic for two days prior or drinking anything with alchole two days prior to test...no pickes no soda no beer....he said the longer you have gone with out smoking the better odds are in addition to everything else i just stated....also said to excersize as many days before your test as you can but when on to say if your just fat then it wont matter becuase you cant loose enough fat in that short period of time for all the THC to get out your cells anyways.....
i failed 3 test back to back before i bought this drink and called the number after talking to this guy ive never failed a test since...i just do what he told me.....i stop smoking the day i find out i have test tell the day of the test....I hydrate everyday tell the test by drinking lots of water....two days before the test i stop drinking all acidic drinks as well as anything that could dehydrate me like beer or liquir or anything for that matter.....Then the day of the test i wake up start drinking water start pissing then drinking more water start pissing i do that tell im about 2 hours away from the test......once im two hours away i drink the masking drink refill the bottle ONE time pre what it said on the bottle and what the guy told me...Hes was Very specific about only refilling the bottle once with water he said multipul times that any attemp to drink more water after that will only dilute the masking agent which would render it less effective he didnt say totaly ineffictive he said LESS effictive........Ok so i did that everytime and everytime ive passed..... Yet the 3 times before that just woke up and started drinking water tell the very minute of the test just like my friends(and all you guys) keep telling me....first time FAILED......my friends said " naw man its works you must have just not drank enugh water" ok so second time i tryed it i did same thing woke up early in the morning started drinking water tell the minute i took that test....FAILED AGAIN......after that i told my friends to fuck off and i asked my uncle what he thought only casue he was in prison for 8 years and on probation for many more after that.....he was the one that turned me on to the masking drink he didnt give me a brand just said to try one so went down to the local head shop went to buy a masking drink like you said widow 5O BUCKS! i was like damn man thats too much!! the guy worked there said if you dont wanna spend the money try these detox herbal pills and drink lots of water so i was a cheap shit and thought maybe the herbal detox supplment will do the job did the same thing AGAIN! woke up early started drinking hella water then took the herbal detox pills like 24 of them then continued to drink water tell up to the test and FAIL AGAIN.......after that just went back to the store and got the fucking masking drink and never failedl a test since......Fuckin lost 3 jobs because of that shit.....thank god it wasnt for my freedom and only a job..... I will google the drink and see if i can find it i havent took a piss test in like 3 years but im sure they still sale it ill be back in a few with the link
FootClan
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maybe he diluted it by drinking too much water after he drink the masking drink....its possible
FootClan
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Heres the link the the drink i took the last couple times and it worked for me...... Mine wasnt orange though if that matters lol https://www.bingsmokes.com/sunshop/index.php?l=product_detail&p=27
if you notice inthe instructions it even says in CAPITALS not to drink more then one botle ful of water after you drink the the drink...right on the discription in the add
wyteberrywidow
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okay but it does say to fill up with water and drink after you drank the bottle.