Party van built-in bong

I was thinking, it would kind of be an ultimate fuck-you to the government (PIGS) if I bought an old rescue van (I found one from 3,000 bucks on govdeals.com) and turning it into a party van. I'm planning on putting an old couch along one wall, a surround-sound sound system, possibly a built-in bong. For the bong, was planning on: a plastic tubing system (PVC) with a bowl in a hidden location, with little removable mouthpieces we could easily remove in the presence of cops. Then just light it up, put water in the chamber, and toke up on the road. I also plan on covering all parts except the bowl and mouthpiece joints with the same color fabric as the roof so a cop driving by wouldn't see it. What do you think? Good idea, bad idea, or ugly idea? If any of you guys out there have party vans/buses/cars, what do you put in yours? Thanx!

then take it to concerts and diff sporting venues. Almost like a party bus! hell yea, post pics brother!

I love half baked ideas...keep em comin!

this reminds me of an old motor home i had back in high school i built a wall with 24 12 inch speakers. That way when we went out cruising the people in the back that were 21 could legally drink while going down the road since the driver was separate from everyone else. I also used pvc pipe in it but it wasn't for a bong tho it was our pisser lol

Definitely a noble cause. I salute you. I would make the bong pretty detachable because you don't want an illegal item hardwired to your vehicle IMO. Maybe make where the bong can be attached and quick-released, so it stays stable when you want it, but you can get it out of there quick when you need to.

you would need some where to dump the bong water while driving if you made it detachable.

nothing a ball valve couldnt fix