Ounce of Shroomies!!!

Trippy Mayne

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Just got an ounce of shrooms from a JMU kid for $100.
What do you guys think? I fucking ran into this kid walking down the campus. Just straight asked me if I wanted any shrooms. I said how much for $100? To see if this kid was legit or not sure as hell he threw me an O
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Trippy Mayne: Damn this is a huge score! I'm so siced! Gotta show everyone my ounce!
JMU Drug dealer: Hahahaha I can't believe that idiot bought it for an ounce.
Trippy Mayne: What? No way he would skimp me bro. Me and him go way back.
JMU Drug dealer: Yeah man he just straight up asked me if I knew were the shrooms were at, at that given point I knew he was any easy scheme.
 
Trippy Mayne: Damn this is a huge score! I'm so siced! Gotta show everyone my ounce!
JMU Drug dealer: Hahahaha I can't believe that idiot bought it for an ounce.
Trippy Mayne: What? No way he would skimp me bro. Me and him go way back.
JMU Drug dealer: Yeah man he just straight up asked me if I knew were the shrooms were at, at that given point I knew he was any easy scheme.

Harsh dude.

Hold a sec...
(reaches for freshly dried and vacuum sealed oz)
(hold up to screen to eyeball it)
(ehhh)

Yo: OP:
Are the shrooms really crushed tight as if they were vacuum packed?
Because if not, yeah, that's kinda light visually. Did you weight it?
What is the recommended dose for your weight?
Was it field gathered?
Sometimes people take sweeping handful into the basket, they gotta be quick about it.
How are you sure a poisonous random non-cube didn't slip in during the gather?
Sorry, I'm sure you'll be fine.

hehehehehehehe.
 
Depending on the flush, that could easily be an ounce - first flushes tend to be less hollow than later ones.
 
Trippy Mayne: Damn this is a huge score! I'm so siced! Gotta show everyone my ounce!
JMU Drug dealer: Hahahaha I can't believe that idiot bought it for an ounce.
Trippy Mayne: What? No way he would skimp me bro. Me and him go way back.
JMU Drug dealer: Yeah man he just straight up asked me if I knew were the shrooms were at, at that given point I knew he was any easy scheme.
Let That Kush Burn: Man I have nothing better to do then to be a dick. Haha so might as well make some corny ass jokes on the internet.
Me: Feel free dude. You probably have no shrooms at all.
 
Harsh dude.

Hold a sec...
(reaches for freshly dried and vacuum sealed oz)
(hold up to screen to eyeball it)
(ehhh)

Yo: OP:
Are the shrooms really crushed tight as if they were vacuum packed?
Because if not, yeah, that's kinda light visually. Did you weight it?
What is the recommended dose for your weight?
Was it field gathered?
Sometimes people take sweeping handful into the basket, they gotta be quick about it.
How are you sure a poisonous random non-cube didn't slip in during the gather?
Sorry, I'm sure you'll be fine.

hehehehehehehe.
Deeez nuts were vacumed sealed.
 
in order to properly weight them, you must extract all of the water from them, then weight them out. that's how i would dose too, useing the weight of the cracker dry shrooms instead of shrooms full of water.
 
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