One Stop Shop!

Ok people here is the idea:
I should open a store/clinic. I will be sellin weed, Kool-aid and water melon (when it is in season of course). Oh yea, and Colt 45 and if knocked your bitch up, the abortion clinic is in the back for your convienance.

Now I just need a name for it....
HELP PLease.

Hello, Im here for the incoming racism.

That was not my intent, I just figure that the store would be the only stable investment. I need to plan quick before what little opportunity left is gone.

laughingduck said:

Ok people here is the idea:
I should open a store/clinic. I will be sellin weed, Kool-aid and water melon (when it is in season of course). Oh yea, and Colt 45 and if knocked your bitch up, the abortion clinic is in the back for your convienance.

Now I just need a name for it....
HELP PLease.

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I think you have been watching to many John Waters films. Sounds worse then "Pink Flamingos!"

I can, nevertheless, see the utility in such an operation. How about "Smokey's Abort a Melon Saloon"

Oh Jesus

Pink Flamingo is the WEIRDEST movie EVER!!!

I guess call it Pink Flamingo

laughingduck said:

Ok people here is the idea:
I should open a store/clinic. I will be sellin weed, Kool-aid and water melon (when it is in season of course). Oh yea, and Colt 45 and if knocked your bitch up, the abortion clinic is in the back for your convienance.

Now I just need a name for it....
HELP PLease.

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abortion party.

you could sell men u items, actual photos of smashed little baby heads, have a "get your picture taken with a partial birth"...the list is endless.

oh, and you could probably make stuff out of afterbirth stuff. like maybe dried uterus sculpture for say ten bucks.

and i bet nobody would miss a baby toe here or there. you could dry them out and sell them like rabbit feet. think about it the upside is tremendous

jeff f said:

abortion party.

you could sell men u items, actual photos of smashed little baby heads, have a "get your picture taken with a partial birth"...the list is endless.

oh, and you could probably make stuff out of afterbirth stuff. like maybe dried uterus sculpture for say ten bucks.

and i bet nobody would miss a baby toe here or there. you could dry them out and sell them like rabbit feet. think about it the upside is tremendous

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Sick dude!

But funny!

i could see a convenience store / dispensary but by selling abortions, malt liquor, drugs, koolaid and watermelon is undoubtedly racist.

upnorth2505 said:

I think you have been watching to many John Waters films. Sounds worse then "Pink Flamingos!"

I can, nevertheless, see the utility in such an operation. How about "Smokey's Abort a Melon Saloon"

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I love it! "Smokey's Abort a Melon Saloon" it is. and Jeff has some great menu items, and I will split the rent with VI. This is gonna be a great service to the community.

laughingduck said:

I love it! "Smokey's Abort a Melon Saloon" it is. and Jeff has some great menu items, and I will split the rent with VI. This is gonna be a great service to the community.

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let me finish this bowl and i have some more great ideas. have you heard of smoked baby brain? in the far east its all the rage...

jeff f said:

let me finish this bowl and i have some more great ideas. have you heard of smoked baby brain? in the far east its all the rage...

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Your one big sicko, its fucked that i went form anti abortion to pro (if they are so stupid to kill there own young then that is naturel selection at work) abortion.

laughingduck said:

Your one big sicko, its fucked that i went form anti abortion to pro (if they are so stupid to kill there own young then that is naturel selection at work) abortion.

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just those beautiful babies being slaughtered really bothers me. nothing positive about it. at least let them grow up to be 15 and then you can kill em i wont mind a bit