Alienwidow
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isnt that the worst when your wife only leaves you one shit ticket and then you have to waddle down the hall to get another roll?
One shit ticket and no backup roll?!
tangerinegreen555
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Was she trying to tell you something?
Ya know...like code...
Ya know...like code...
SPLFreak808
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qwizoking
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that reminds me
one time me and my ex wife were chiefing it up in this residential area in cedar park maybe like buttercup creek, like where water drains so fenced on both sides, it ran to almost the randalls, anyway.. all of a sudden i had to take a shit, i figured she didnt need her underwear anyway so had her strip and wiped with em.. was on a lot of pain pills so a pretty clean drop Anyway..
left em there
i wonder if anyone ever found her shit stained underwear lol
one time me and my ex wife were chiefing it up in this residential area in cedar park maybe like buttercup creek, like where water drains so fenced on both sides, it ran to almost the randalls, anyway.. all of a sudden i had to take a shit, i figured she didnt need her underwear anyway so had her strip and wiped with em.. was on a lot of pain pills so a pretty clean drop Anyway..
left em there
i wonder if anyone ever found her shit stained underwear lol
srh88
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SPLFreak808
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Well shit, i just got stuck for half an hour scrolling around the world lol
qwizoking
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your right, that was unnecessary work
for anyone interested.... there may be a 4-5 year old turd made by qwizoking riiiiight here
or for anyone interested there may be a pair of qwizos ex wifes sweaty underwear with a small but avoidable shit stain
GardenGnome83
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I've used a sock, and my wife freaked out when I left it on top of the trash.
She has never left an empty roll since then.
She has never left an empty roll since then.
mr sunshine
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It's ok to walk, just don't sit back down again.We keep the tp in a large oak shelf right in the far corner of the bathroom, though I will admit to being left without and using everything from a toilet brush to a plastic coat hanger to try and wriggle a roll free from across the room.
mr sunshine
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Did you take it off your foot? You gotta make sure it's clean , you don't want to get assthletes foot.
Alienwidow
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get her back...
thats a lint roller roll
These two posts! ^^^
Im still fucking laughing! Probably at least another two minutes of laughing, and then more when i think about this later.
Omg, nope, its all the posts, i got tears already..
WeedFreak78
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Put drops of superglue on a roll. It'll just keep shredding as sheets are pulled off. Want to hear someone get frustrated. .. I did it at work a couple times. 
GardenGnome83
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Lol assthletes foot!
SPLFreak808
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Thank you very fucking much for the idea!!! That's some funny shitget her back...
thats a lint roller roll
Drowning-Man
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Geo cache anyone? X marks the spot.your right, that was unnecessary work
for anyone interested.... there may be a 4-5 year old turd made by qwizoking riiiiight here
or for anyone interested there may be a pair of qwizos ex wifes sweaty underwear with a small but avoidable shit stain
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Alienwidow
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Youre trying to find those panties and sell them on the internet arent you? I was thinking the same thing
Drowning-Man
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Nothing creepy about thatYoure trying to find those panties and sell them on the internet arent you? I was thinking the same thing
