OH MAN, You Didn't Say That!!!

Fresh from the shower , I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so,
he uncharacteristically comes up to me with a suggestion.
"if you want your breasts to grow,then everyday take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'.
Willing to try anything, i fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror,rubbing it between my breasts.
'How long will this take?' i asked.
'They will grow larger over a period of years' , my husband replies
I stopped 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breast every day will
make my breast grow over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your butt didn't it'
HE'S STILL ALIVE AND WITH A GREAT DEAL OF THERAPY HE MAY EVEN WALK AGAIN .

i find it interesting that your name is Mr. but you tell the story as if you were a female or a gay male.
Funny story!!