oh look, dispensary awards

Can't think of a single dispensary that deserves a reward. I think I might be a bit moody today. I hate dispensaries, what a huge deception, hiding behind the medical shield to rape people of their hard earned money. Their all about profit, no "ifs" "ands" or "buts" about!

Now the dispensaries are going to start patting themselves on the back and suck each other's cocks by giving each other awards?! Classic narcissism. Reminds me of the petty and selfish actors guild award show. Profiteers of the worst kind! Despicable! For shame!

At least they didn't call it the 'Compassionate Awards' or something haha. The state of the dispensaries here remind me of San Diego in early-mid 2000s when there was serious green rush fever there. Dispensary owners would pat themselves on the back about how compassionate they were in selling $75 eights (in 2003!). And I was astonished at looking at the expense involved in some of the facilities that I visited in AZ while having 10+ "employee's" working which looked to be way excessive, people standing around and doing nothing.

I'd hate to be involved in such a high overhead business where you have to jack up prices to patients to cover insane monthly expenses, this hurts the movement and this hurts the patients wallets. Medical Marijuana doesn't have to be as complicated as this stupid state is making it! And the dispensary owners are more of the problem because most are lobbying against legalization or any efforts that hurt their bottom line.

Shameful!

When your head is up your ass it is hard to smell shit...

Even if some of them pulled their head out of their ass they would still smell like shit. They breathe it, eat it, and try to sell it!

Nothing like stepping in a fresh pile. You are always happy after cleaning it off your shoe!

How can they have a bud contest when half of them get their garbage from the same place? Why do we care who has the best shitty outdoor bud from CO or norcal. Also there will be no consumption of cannabis at the event it figures. Most of the disp owners don't smoke. They will be getting drunk and sucking each others cocks about how great they are. This is ok. The dispensaries are all fucked anyway. The 25 mile rule will be done away with, and if that doesn't happen then revreational will pass very soon. Do they really think they would ceeate a monopoly and no one would be like no fuck you. The amma opened the door for mmj now we are kicking it in the rest of the way.

Irie, seems we have met some of the same...

My three personal favorite commendable categories are:

The award for the dispensary that successfully tricked the most patients into paying top-shelf prices from dog shit outdoor is..
The award for who has spent the most money on advertising and no money on cultivation is..
The award for the dispensary group who knows the absolute least about marijuana is..

Congratulations to those who win these prestigious accomplishments and somehow the recipients of these awards would still find a way to justify patting themselves and each-other on the back.

too funny.

just like hollywood whores.
give each other awards and get some free advertising.

$400 ounces. lol

Here are the results from over the weekend via azcentral.com

Best Dispensary
Harvest of Tempe
Best Booth
Route 66 Wellness Center

MVP - Advocate
Jennifer Welton
MVP Industry Leader
Jason Reis
Grassroots
Kathy Inman
Best Dispensary Employee
Doug Paysse
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[h=3]Bong Butch Bud Awards[/h]Hybrid 2013
1st. Verde Electric, Harvest of Tempe
2nd. Platinum Girl Scout Cookie, Harvest of Tempe
3rd. Platinum Berry Rush, Green Pharmacy
Indica 2013
1st. Bubba Kush, Green Pharmacy
2nd. Sleeper OG, Green Pharmacy
3rd. True OG, Superior Organics
Sativa 2013
1st. Lemon Haze, Green Pharmacy
2nd. Orient Express, Ponderosa Releaf
3rd. Phantom Cookie, Green Pharmacy
Edible 2013
1st. Bhang Chocolate, Harvest of Tempe
2nd. Pure Bliss Tartlets, Byers Dispensary
3rd. Pure Bliss Lava Brownie, Byers Dispensary

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Never been to Harvest of Tempe but I have heard really bad things about them. What a pointless debacle of kiss-ass

This is a joke, right?

Wow this is ridiculous, they really need to do away with the 25 mile rule and stop trying to force us to buy our medicine at insane markups from these shitty AZ dispensaries that are making bank off the average AZ MMJ patient IMHO. Compassion ha what a joke.

i wonder how much these superior genetics cost per OZ?

$600 or more? they won a prize so it must be great stuff.

business people with compassion? lol

Hmmmm.
Edibles are illegal and yet they judged them...

KAL EL said:

Hmmmm.
Edibles are illegal and yet they judged them...

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And the winner is an out of state company. Wtf?

KAL EL said:

Hmmmm.
Edibles are illegal and yet they judged them...

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Edibles aren't illegal.

Under the AMMA, Marijuana is defined as ALL parts of the plant. Usable marijuana is the dried flowers and ANY mixture or preparation.

the only way the old 'cannabis are resins' statute applies is if you're outside of the AMMA.

I challenge anyone to try and explain how they are not. Yes, I know some jurisdictions will still fuck with you, but that does not mean edibles are illegal. It means those jurisdictions need a court to tell them to stop being fucking idiots.

I know.
I am just being devil's advocate.

apothecarist said:

Edibles aren't illegal.

Under the AMMA, Marijuana is defined as ALL parts of the plant. Usable marijuana is the dried flowers and ANY mixture or preparation.

the only way the old 'cannabis are resins' statute applies is if you're outside of the AMMA.

I challenge anyone to try and explain how they are not. Yes, I know some jurisdictions will still fuck with you, but that does not mean edibles are illegal. It means those jurisdictions need a court to tell them to stop being fucking idiots.

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glad to see you read the law. please call Montgomery's office and instruct him to do so as well.

New Times said:

Montgomery and several other county prosecutors in Arizona theorize that the voter-approved Medical Marijuana Act did not legalize extracts for qualified users to possess or for dispensaries to sell.

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original article

lifted from here <--- thanks hydrogregg

Regardless of whether edibles are illegal or not how can you win first place in the category with a commercial bhang chocolate bar? Any dispensary can get those and most of them in AZ charge way too much somewhere north of $30 which is insane these are like $15 in California.

Also the strains on that list are BS as well as the clubs come on stop it.

You guys ALL make me laff!

im 2000 miles away and i can see'your' dispensary bullshit from way over here....

they're gettin ready to give it to us here too

right on fellas....


thanks for the laffs
.....thats sum funy chit!

....u guys are spot on!