No Zombie Apocalypse!?

SirShmokeAlot225

Active Member

• Mar 28, 2012

• #1

So, i was totally looking forward to this so-called zombie apocalypse because like many others i spend hours on end practicing by shooting zombies online and whatnot you know. but i came across this photo with some information that just killed my hopes and dreams of having the whole world devoured by flesh eating retards. fucking caesar ruined everything.

 

puffenuff

Well-Known Member

• Mar 28, 2012

• #2

I thought those smart scientists would.have considered leap years and the fact that the mayans didn't observe them into their interpretations. Zombies dont necessarily equal an apocalypse either.

P.s. The netflix movie 2012: Zombie Apocalypse is terrible.

 

SirShmokeAlot225

Active Member

• Mar 28, 2012

• #3

never seen it because it looked really bad lol. itll happen i think something like Resident Evil. hahaha. and the only people who survive will be like the ones from Zombieland LOL.

 

Toke It Up

Member

• Mar 28, 2012

• #4

The problem with these zombie apocalypse scenarios is that they don't take into account how weak and the rigamortis the dead bodies will have. Zombies wont even be able to get out of their coffin.

 

xRenox

Member

• Mar 28, 2012

• #5

Rigamortis only lasts for a period of time and then the body goes back to the "limp" form, also lividity sets in first.

 

ANC

Well-Known Member

• Mar 28, 2012

• #6

FUck, as far as I'm concerned most people are allready zombies.

 

LemonAssistance

Well-Known Member

• Mar 28, 2012

• #7

moving like a tortoise, full of rigor mortis

 

SirShmokeAlot225

Active Member

• Mar 28, 2012

• #8

hahahaha. but i mean thats why i said i think itd happen something like resident evil ahha. im sure whatever virus made such zombies had to have some effect on those after death effects maybe even eliminating them as a side effect or something lmfao im so high...

 

neosapien

Well-Known Member

• Mar 28, 2012

• #9

I can't speak on the Julian date but as far as the Mayans go, I think the Winter Solstice is the Winter Solstice. Not that I think anything is going to happen anyway, but I can still wish dammit!

 

SirShmokeAlot225

Active Member

• Mar 28, 2012

• #10

well if it happens im ready. im gonna start stacking up the ganja just incase so ill have enough to last me until things simmer down...

 

hippiechick420

Member

• Mar 28, 2012

• #11

SirShmokeAlot225 said:

well if it happens im ready. im gonna start stacking up the ganja just incase so ill have enough to last me until things simmer down...

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Haha yeah, can't go on without weed haha. Gotta start saving seeds

 

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jbsoriginality

Member

• Mar 28, 2012

• #12

If there is a zombie apocalypse I'm moving in w fps russia!

 

SirShmokeAlot225

Active Member

• Mar 28, 2012

• #13

hippiechick420 said:

Haha yeah, can't go on without weed haha. Gotta start saving seeds

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hmmm idk about seeds lol.
i wont be growing since there wont be any electricity nor will i be risking going outside to get to my crop lol.
mason jars and a big closet are my plan haha.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Mar 28, 2012

• #14

brains! Brains. cn

 

PeyoteReligion

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• Mar 28, 2012

• #15

SirShmokeAlot225 said:

well if it happens im ready. im gonna start stacking up the ganja just incase so ill have enough to last me until things simmer down...

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A zombie "Incident" would likely only last about a month, if that. With all the movies and shows and zombie this and zombie that everywhere in pop culture we would know exactly what to do to end it quickly. Bodies would decay after quarantine to the point of uselessness and we would be back to normal.

Whoever doesn't survive I consider it survival of the fittest. Thin the herd of idiots a bit.

 

SirShmokeAlot225

Active Member

• Mar 28, 2012

• #16

PeyoteReligion said:

A zombie "Incident" would likely only last about a month, if that. With all the movies and shows and zombie this and zombie that everywhere in pop culture we would know exactly what to do to end it quickly. Bodies would decay after quarantine to the point of uselessness and we would be back to normal.

Whoever doesn't survive I consider it survival of the fittest. Thin the herd of idiots a bit.

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thank god im in the south, zombies wont last long around here since almost everyone owns a gun legally and then all the drug dealers with AKs and shit haha.

 

PeyoteReligion

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• Mar 28, 2012

• #17

SirShmokeAlot225 said:

thank god im in the south, zombies wont last long around here since almost everyone owns a gun legally and then all the drug dealers with AKs and shit haha.

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That exactly right. I read this zombie survival guide, it was written very well. Super logical, and explains how it would pretty quickly end.

 

SirShmokeAlot225

Active Member

• Mar 28, 2012

• #18

but thats assuming were correct about their stupidity.... what if they are smart zombies? who can drive, shoot guns, and logically think out strategies? i mean if its possible for zombies then why do they have to be mentally retarded?

 

Mister Black

Active Member

• Mar 28, 2012

• #19

If they were smart they'd be the Evil Dead. Zombies are dumb.

 

SirShmokeAlot225

Active Member

• Mar 28, 2012

• #20

Mister Black said:

If they were smart they'd be the Evil Dead. Zombies are dumb.

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says who!? well maybe it will be an Evil Dead Apocalypse instead!