Need to pass drug test, have less than 48 hrs.

So I might have to take a drug test in about 30hrs and wondering if I had a chance at all of flushing my system. I'm 5'11'', 160lbs and a very heavy smoker. I was looking on other threads but alot of them got off topic or making stupid jokes. Please help p.s. its not for a job, its court ordered. Thanks guys

Weedy willy said:

So I might have to take a drug test in about 30hrs and wondering if I had a chance at all of flushing my system. I'm 5'11'', 160lbs and a very heavy smoker. I was looking on other threads but alot of them got off topic or making stupid jokes. Please help p.s. its not for a job, its court ordered. Thanks guys

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You're not going to pass it on your own

- drink a ton of water and take some multivitamins right before the test. good luck.

Fake Weiner with fake urine. Otherwise fail for sure.

I've passed on less than 24hrs notice. I just hyper hydrated and that's about it. But you don't want your piss coming out clear, just a bit of color to it so they don't make you retest. IT IS POSSIBLE, just pretty unlikely that you'll pass.

Good luck!

bict said:

Fake Weiner with fake urine. Otherwise fail for sure.

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Well I got lucky, they didnt test me. Where can I buy the fake weiner set up?

srh88 said:

You're not going to pass it on your own

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when I seen him say no stupid jokes and your avatar as the first responder ...I was expecting something different ......

Weedy willy said:

Well I got lucky, they didnt test me. Where can I buy the fake weiner set up?

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Pretty much any porn shop will get you the exact wiener your looking for ....

Weedy willy said:

Well I got lucky, they didnt test me. Where can I buy the fake weiner set up?

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Lol porn shop, or head shop. If they don't have one, get a weiner close to your skin color and push a hole through it. You can get the piss on amazon cheap.
But you really need the one that comes in a bag with a belt and a 1/4 inch line to make it work with the fake dick.
I did it before.. ended up sitting in fake piss for like 10 min at the drug test place because the clip came off the line and shit started cumming- well coming- out.
Passed the test though.

Then give the dildo to your mom for her birthday

stay smokin'

Shroominnm said:

Lol porn shop, or head shop. If they don't have one, get a weiner close to your skin color and push a hole through it. You can get the piss on amazon cheap.
But you really need the one that comes in a bag with a belt and a 1/4 inch line to make it work with the fake dick.
I did it before.. ended up sitting in fake piss for like 10 min at the drug test place because the clip came off the line and shit started cumming- well coming- out.
Passed the test though.

Then give the dildo to your mom for her birthday

stay smokin'

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Every time I've had a test done the first thing they do is measure the temp of the urine. If its not within parameters (a few degrees of normal body temp) they will dump it and have you try again in an hour or two, or fail you on the spot.

Drink lots of coffee and let your bladder fill, but piss a lot out first and don't ever give them piss from first thing in the morning - that will have the highest concentration of metabolites..

nfhiggs said:

Every time I've had a test done the first thing they do is measure the temp of the urine. If its not within parameters (a few degrees of normal body temp) they will dump it and have you try again in an hour or two, or fail you on the spot.

Drink lots of coffee and let your bladder fill, but piss a lot out first and don't ever give them piss from first thing in the morning - that will have the highest concentration of metabolites..

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At the place here, if your piss isn't the right temp for a pre employment screen, they will give you the choice of them calling your possible new boss and letting him come watch you pee..
I know from experience.
So after it was too cold they sent me back to the waiting room to wait for my current boss... I texted my friend and said "bring me hot piss now"!!
He was there in 5 minutes.. before my boss. Lol
And tossed me the hot bottle.
Then my boss got there and went in the bathroom with me haha
I almost got away with it... because he didn't wanna eyeball my balls I think.
Then he looked and was like "hey what's that..."
So I pulled the bottle out and told him fuck my life.. pulled my medical marijuana card out and told him this is why I lied to you..
He then made me take my 3rd drug test of the day.. with real piss to make sure all I was dirty for was pot. Luckily I was lol.
I started working for him the next day..
He said he'd random me in a month.. that was about 3 months ago and nothing yet!
I quit smoking for a month.. fuck that.
Needless to say I have a pretty cool Boss. Lol just got a raise too.

stay smokin'

Shroominnm said:

At the place here, if your piss isn't the right temp for a pre employment screen, they will give you the choice of them calling your possible new boss and letting him come watch you pee..
I know from experience.
So after it was too cold they sent me back to the waiting room to wait for my current boss... I texted my friend and said "bring me hot piss now"!!
He was there in 5 minutes.. before my boss. Lol
And tossed me the hot bottle.
Then my boss got there and went in the bathroom with me haha
I almost got away with it... because he didn't wanna eyeball my balls I think.
Then he looked and was like "hey what's that..."
So I pulled the bottle out and told him fuck my life.. pulled my medical marijuana card out and told him this is why I lied to you..
He then made me take my 3rd drug test of the day.. with real piss to make sure all I was dirty for was pot. Luckily I was lol.
I started working for him the next day..
He said he'd random me in a month.. that was about 3 months ago and nothing yet!
I quit smoking for a month.. fuck that.
Needless to say I have a pretty cool Boss. Lol just got a raise too.

stay smokin'

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Nice... Unfortunately my job is regulated by the FAA and they have a 100% no tolerance policy. So I grow for the wife only, until I retire or get another job that's not regulated.

Hey guys I got tested today and I thought it was going to be a instant 5 panel because the test only cost 20 bucks but its going to a lab. What I did before the test was 3 hours before I took sure jell mixed with Gatorade, drank a gallon of water then a hour before the test I took alot vitamin b and drank a red bull. I took a home test and passed it but what about a lab test.