I owned some adult films on VHS but can't recall the names of them or can't find any info. Think one was called Blunami where they gave a bunch of Bj's on the beach. I watched it with a friend and every time a guy busted a nut we smoked a blunt and called it a bust blunt. There was a scene were this guy was getting head on the beach and there was a bunch of seagulls. When the guy nutted on her tits I burst into laughter and started yelling the seagulls are cumming the seagulls are cumming! It looked like bird poop all over her, hahaha.
The first couple adult DVD's I owned, the first one was a gag gift.
It's all pink in the middle. Friend bought me a black people porno, guess I'm not racist, I still watched it.
Second adult DVD I ever owned was, Gumjobbin' Grannies.
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4 hours of mean denture queen fuckin'! You sick fuck! All you wanna do is stick your cock between the crusty lips of some old age home honey. Okay, so we'll indulge you and your degenerate buddies with some horny geriatrics doing all kinds of foul, cum drenched sex acts. And what's the best part? When they remove their dentures and deep throat your throbbing dick.
http://www.hotmovies.com/video/37027/Gumjobbin-Grannies/
But the first porn I ever saw was probably some cheesy soft core porn on the Spice channel or playboy back when there was pirate box's.
First porno mag I ever saw had this center fold with massive tits. Think her porn name was Dixie Dynamite. Seems like the right name to me after a quick google images search for, dixie dynamite porn huge tits. They look like blow up fun bags, there has to be a balloon inside or somethin.