My Theorie !!!! Evolution :d

DWR

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Hey guy's this just came to me. I was thinking about how man evolved from ape and the only point i see is this one...

Aliens came down to earth near to extinction of there own species they wanted to save themselves from " acutally " dieing out... So they came to earth... had a few spliff from tha marijauan plant, stoll some for themselves ;)...

then they were so high they started scanning animals DNA on Planet Earth, they found themselves with a specie that looks identical to them, the genes were Perfet ! Just like an HPS and Weed ;)

So they all got horny on some homemade porn of there wife's and then had sex with the apes !!!!!!

Humans were Born ! The mother Instinct of the Apes told them to feed the baby's and clean them, let them grow up.

So these little babies started growing up an realized hey jo thats one fine chick over there, the girls are like thats a hulk !!!

So they start mating and slowly start fading from the apes to start there own evolution.


Apes : 1% brain

Aliens : VERY BRAINY !!!!!

= HUMANS = 10% of our brain ;)

HAHAHAHA I AM A GENIUES ^^
:hump::hump::hump::hump::joint::joint::joint::joint::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump:
 
yea its gonna be hard to figure out where we evolved from because there is some much trash out there. its like 'somebody' doesnt want us to know where we came from...
 
its like 'somebody' doesnt want us to know where we came from...
That's exactly what the case is. They want us to continue to be the blind, ignorant, religion fearing people that most of the world is. I believe that we WILL know the truth....................one day.:neutral:
 
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