My GF wants me to fall asleep inside her....

Garden Knowm said:

you felt kinda gross falling asleep inside your girlfriend?

wtf-

does she moo?

how many legs does she have?

fyi - I have NOT stuck my KAK in anything gross... and weather I am awake or asleep does not change a thing....


Let me define gross for you... gross is going for the bar of soap at your friends house and its covered in pubs.. but you only realize it after you wash your face... that;s gross..


Let me define comfort... PUTTING your HUGE swollen ROCK HARD KAK, into a loving and PULSATING POON... letting a load fly as you look into her crazy dilated eyes.... and then getting so high on the energy that your eyes roll into the back of your head and you just pass out... KAK in POON...

any quetions CLOWN FOOKER?

iloveyou

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Dude. I'm a female. And I'm not homosexual. Or Bi. So I don't have a dick and I don't put it in my girlfriend's poon. I like your terminology tho.

WTF????
Darlin if going to sleep inside your gf is romantic to you....might want to rethink a few things...I can see the boat, hot tub etc...but WTF????

panhead said:

Go to sleep inside her,sex on the beach,sex under the moonlight,sex in the ocean,sex on a boat,sex in the hot tub ect.

Of course we have had our girls ask us silly shit like that,their girls they like romantic shit.

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Garden Knowm, it's pronounced "Fuck" not "Fook", but I bet that sounds sexxxy as hell in rl. you have to use that accent the whole time in the sack though, or it won't do it.

porchmonkey4life said:

Dude. I'm a female. And I'm not homosexual. Or Bi. So I don't have a dick and I don't put it in my girlfriend's poon. I like your terminology tho.

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OH SHITE!!!!

I fooked that UP...

So, lets walk down the road of imaginary stories.. a hypothetical if you would...


Me and you are kicking it at the park... down town santa barbara.... killer summer day... checking out the GIANT COY at the COY pond at Alice Kek Park.... Dogs frolicking in the grass and you and I LAYING on a nice blanket at the waters edge under a fine Jamaican Palm...

While laying there you have a tingling feeling in your groin area.... you move your awareness to that area and begin to indulge MENTALLY in that feeling... I sense your vulnerability and I move in for the SHAG... you have a lapse of judgment and a moment of weakness and allow me to diddle and then penetrate your love mound... several minutes and a few seconds later, with the warm sun on our blanket, I give my final thrust and fall asleep....

are you ok with this?


please feel free to sub "ME" for your favorite cartoon charater...

iloveyou

porchmonkey4life said:

Garden Knowm, it's pronounced "Fuck" not "Fook", but I bet that sounds sexxxy as hell in rl. you have to use that accent the whole time in the sack though, or it won't do it.

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RL ??

help please

thank you

good stuff garden knowm

knowm, asl? you make me feel kinda funny...like climbing the rope in gym class.

Doesnt sound wierd to me ive heard females ask some wierd things before this I dont find wierd or nasty.. Doesnt seem romantic though either, not in my mind anyways.

Maybe she likes to fuck you while your sleeping? Your soldier jump to conclusions to soon or somthing?

Panda you show the most sense. Evidently you have sex too, lol. I have two kids. Do not fall asleep in it. We havn't even discussed birth control. More Kids you make, More pots you'll need to fill. Ya Dig.

pandabear said:

yea this may be a sign that she wants you to preg her maybe. i mean if you could fall asleep inside her and stay there u are gonna have some crazy wet dreams and start fucking her in your sleep and bust all in her. tada!! u are a dada


i think you could make it work but only if you dont bust a nut and try to fall asleep in here like that. that way u prolly stay hard for a while. fall asleep on top of her. it think if I already busted a nut i would really not feel like stayin in the pussy.

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Ya, sure thing honey. How the hell am I supposed to stay in there while you're making me a sandwich afterwards? hahahaa! Not to mention, I dont think any woman out there can maintain the kind of squeezing needed for such a thing, and fall asleep at the same time. Perhaps the whole idea is like "flogging a dead horse? lmao. Maybe a table leg or something would be more practical, hahhaaaa!

hmmm interesting thread....interesting scenario, i too was asked to fall asleep inside of an ex....but she was unable to have children so preg is out....i didnt think it was gross or anything, kinda strange request, but tried it anyway....funny ass position doggy style completely flattened....i think i stayed in her for about 20 mins, then i woke up and proceeded to plow her like a hayfield in fall...she never asked again.....

on the other hand this other girl used to like catching me with morning wood before i was awake and mount up....i must say it was possibly the best way to wake up ever...just my 2 cents

Jamesss said:

So my gf seems to have this fantasy of me falling asleep inside her. She has brought it up many times and I even tried it once - I don't remember the position, I think spooning though. It didn't last over 5 -10 min and I think I just wound up fucking her again - or getting soft and rolling over.... don't really remember. Either way, just wondering if anyone else has had a girl ask for this.

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Shit dude, most women would cut your balls off if you fell asleep on top of them.
Good Find

porchmonkey4life said:

knowm, asl? you make me feel kinda funny...like climbing the rope in gym class.

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ASL - you can find pictures of me on this site...



thank you...

Twistyman said:

Shit dude, most women would cut your balls off if you fell asleep on top of them.
Good Find

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serious? NOT the 4 million woman I have fallen asleep in, on, and a few other prepositions..

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