Get yourself some nice smoke. Buy yourself some new clothes. Get a massive rib eye steak from a butcher cook it for four minutes each side in loads of butter on high heat. With some rosemary, pepper and salt. Serve with mashed potatoes (mixed with milk, butter and salt) and some fried mushrooms (big ones). With the steak fat in the pan add cranberry jelly and whole-grain mustard,red wine, hot water and flour. Let steak rest for five minutes. Pour sauce over steak and potatoes. Press play on a good movie, light up and bon appetit.
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