REALSTYLES
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lol Nov 27th is my birthday. The same day as Bruce Lee and Jimmy Hendrix, go figure
My dick hurts
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REALSTYLES
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Chinese led lights is how I grow now.
REALSTYLES
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what's so special about today is I almost died on March 4th when a lady rear ended me on the freeway going 70 mhp and it broke my neck and jaw
LetsGetCritical
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why does your dick hurts?
REALSTYLES
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It's my birthday lol
REALSTYLES
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this is when I got circumcised 46 years ago
LetsGetCritical
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ohhhh. happy birthday
oldtimer54
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The best advice my father ever gave me would probably come in handy now... He said to me when I was about 16 to never stick my dick in a meat grinder and now I'm almost 57 and to date I've respected his advice.
You haven't stuck your dick in a meat grinder have you?
You haven't stuck your dick in a meat grinder have you?
REALSTYLES
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Thank you. I almost died in March
some bitch rear ended me at 70 mhp on the freeway. Broke my neck and my jaw plus knocked out 2 front teeth
LetsGetCritical
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oh, god bless sir. I nearly died a few years ago got tinea barvae on my face and staph on top of that after a fucken moo moo cow kicked me on a farm, my face swelled up like a balloon at the end.
REALSTYLES
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I was literally spitting through the wire like Kayne West. My jaw was broken.
TwistItUp
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Sometimes when I have a headache I take an aspirin. In the dick I mean, like a headache in the lower head, not an aspirin in the dick to solve a headache. It happens every time I fap and don't take a piss right after. When I piss right after this allows me to go again sooner without getting fap cramps in the shaft or headaches. I've increased my ability to fap three times as much per day since I've started using this technique. I've heard of edging but I call this the rinse and repeat method. This method really help's with nut lockout, especially when showing sign's of epididymal hypertension (blue balls). The plants seem to really like it. I've noticed a dramatic increase in yield.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls
https://www.rollitup.org/t/no-increased-yield-using-seimen-help.692958/
^They must be using the wrong technique.
My plants are doing Grrreat! with this method. I feel like Tony the tiger because of all these frosted flakes. Or no even better. We will teach Kanye how to spitz, and then I don't even have to get out of bed. Maybe we can call this The Tiger Blood method. @chuck estevez Are you game to try this? Take one for the team CS?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls
https://www.rollitup.org/t/no-increased-yield-using-seimen-help.692958/
^They must be using the wrong technique.
My plants are doing Grrreat! with this method. I feel like Tony the tiger because of all these frosted flakes. Or no even better. We will teach Kanye how to spitz, and then I don't even have to get out of bed. Maybe we can call this The Tiger Blood method. @chuck estevez Are you game to try this? Take one for the team CS?
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TwistItUp
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I doubt Kanya spitz.
TwistItUp
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TwistItUp
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Happy B-day you and Jimmy both. How ironic you share the same B-Day as Jimmy and your Jimmy has a headache on the same day.
LetsGetCritical
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am I missing something lol is op for real
