Money Laundering

j to the c

Well-Known Member
So the ideas here range from keeping it in your moms attic, to male prostitution. Most popular is burying it and starting a service based business,( massage, consulting, physic, faith healer,ect...), all good ideas but the government doesnt care what you put on your taxes as long as you pay taxes and claim money, they love money and will take all you can give..... I have several friends that own businesses, So I don't have to do any of that, they all pay me different amounts of money that I report and then pay taxes on, You can claim 50-70K a year without raising an eyebrow, this enables me to put my kids in private schools(10k per year per kid)-by far our best investment!!! also between my "50k" per year in self empyloyed tax rate and my wifes 40k job, and the other 50k in cash for spending, nobody thinks twice, blend in, go on vacations, live life, get credit cards, bank loans, hoiuses, cars, thats all fine, its all too easy to do, and unless your pulling down 300-400K a year, at that point you will have somebody to do that for you, till then, You need to live in the Square community and replicate their actions, blend in on paper and you will live rich and die free!!!
P.S. between us we have 12 different bank accounts/ loans that we pay on or move money around, nobody can find a thing, it took us a couple years, but PTA at a private academy is way cooler than at a regular school, Rich moms are way hotter!
 

DROPZILLA

Well-Known Member
im surprised no ones posted this one yet..
do a BUNCH of blow and create a car company

JOHN DELOREAN









 
what i would do is fill a storage unit, in someone elses or a fake name, and just fill it with boxes of cash. no need to wory about banks or IRS but dont tell anyone where your cashstash is and even make sure no one follows you
dude even if you get caught you will go before a judge tell the judge if you dont get your money back you are coming for him.
 
So the ideas here range from keeping it in your moms attic, to male prostitution. Most popular is burying it and starting a service based business,( massage, consulting, physic, faith healer,ect...), all good ideas but the government doesnt care what you put on your taxes as long as you pay taxes and claim money, they love money and will take all you can give..... I have several friends that own businesses, So I don't have to do any of that, they all pay me different amounts of money that I report and then pay taxes on, You can claim 50-70K a year without raising an eyebrow, this enables me to put my kids in private schools(10k per year per kid)-by far our best investment!!! also between my "50k" per year in self empyloyed tax rate and my wifes 40k job, and the other 50k in cash for spending, nobody thinks twice, blend in, go on vacations, live life, get credit cards, bank loans, hoiuses, cars, thats all fine, its all too easy to do, and unless your pulling down 300-400K a year, at that point you will have somebody to do that for you, till then, You need to live in the Square community and replicate their actions, blend in on paper and you will live rich and die free!!!
P.S. between us we have 12 different bank accounts/ loans that we pay on or move money around, nobody can find a thing, it took us a couple years, but PTA at a private academy is way cooler than at a regular school, Rich moms are way hotter!
dude if you put your son in a private school he will turn faggot you really want that? and if you put ur daughter she will become a nympho most likely she wll hit on you.
 

bluntmassa1

Well-Known Member
You cant just grow weed and buy a ferarri. the only way to do it is to have a job. you can only spend as much as you make, otherwise the irs can demand to know where you got this money, and if u cant prove the source, they take it. I would never deposit 5 grand here and there.
But you can get really lucky at a few casino's walk in get 1k in chips and have someone you can trust grab like 5k you play a bunch of games with you G then at the end of the night cash out over 5K pay the taxes and in the bank go to another and another just never too much till all you want has been washed. who knows maybe even get really good at craps and then you'll only be growing for yourself cause you just get that good I actually watched a show where some dude bought a craps table and practiced and needless to say hes rich. even roulette you can beat but I just may buy myself a casino craps table if I could roll what I want 80% of the time I can't lose.
 

Calismoker24

Active Member
Get your credit good get some cards with 30k 40k limits. pay them off all the time. bury the rest of your stash in a good place. If u ever get into any type of problems. U have the stash u buried to help u out. Also invest in stocks or open a small business to bring legal money in.
 
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