Milf's........

fuck yes i would. i actually tried when i was 18 lol. she's really hot with fake boobs (which i normally don't go for) and she smokes almost as much pot as i do. she's almost 50 and i'd still fuck her rotten. it's probably good that she turned me down. if my friend (her son) found out he would literally have broken in and slit my throat while i slept. he gets so pissed when people talk about his mom lol. people always ask if it's his wife and he gets so fucking pissed. imagine everyone wanted to fuck your mom and always made disrespectful comments to you. to me it's funny but it's not my mom.
 
Total Head said:
fuck yes i would. i actually tried when i was 18 lol. she's really hot with fake boobs (which i normally don't go for) and she smokes almost as much pot as i do. she's almost 50 and i'd still fuck her rotten. it's probably good that she turned me down. if my friend (her son) found out he would literally have broken in and slit my throat while i slept. he gets so pissed when people talk about his mom lol. people always ask if it's his wife and he gets so fucking pissed. imagine everyone wanted to fuck your mom and always made disrespectful comments to you. to me it's funny but it's not my mom.
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haha yeah I had a buddy back in HS everyone cracked jokes about banging his mom... good times
 
Maybe 20 years ago...all my moms friends are old as fuck now lol

but i loves me a older woman...whne it comes to sexy an older chick is well schooled
 
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age dont mean shit, if shes not all wrinkled like a fuckin Sharpei dog than its all good lol

Demi is to plastic for me, i hate fake titties and chicks with rippling muscles
 
How do you define milf? I've had this debate before and there's at least two ways to define a milf:

1. A mother old enough to be your mom that you'd like to fuck.
2. Any mother you'd like to fuck regardless of age.

Which is it?
 
god damn seen so many milfs at walmart the other day. seen this one checking me out before i noticed her. and damn she was fine as hell with a kid in the cart. she was maybe in her 30's.. then when im about to leave i see her with an older man he had to be 50. and of course they were holding hand.. fucking bastard
 
puffenuff said:
How do you define milf? I've had this debate before and there's at least two ways to define a milf:

1. A mother old enough to be your mom that you'd like to fuck.
2. Any mother you'd like to fuck regardless of age.

Which is it?
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does it matter? lol 18-80 blind crippled or crazy.. as long as their a milf ;)
 
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