Medical Questions. Do you have any?

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wompaa

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abalonehx said:
You know what? Fuck my life. I was looking up an ex-gf from 20+ years ago and come to find out shes like living in a $400,000 home in Sarasota.
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think utself lucky, my ex fucked my brother for 20+ years and i come home find she stole my $400k

ur lucky bru
 
lokie

lokie

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abalonehx said:
I took CPR classes in 2007. And many pharmaceuticals recreationally since then.
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Oh well that makes all the difference.:roll:

I've been doing drugs for 43 years and know the hindlick maneuver.:fire:

Maybe I should open a urgent care facility.:bigjoint:






Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it."
 
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