Me and Hilary Duff

NJSkaPunk

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So this one time me and a couple friends ate some shrooms on a beach in Asbury Park. It was right in front of the infamous Stone Pony. It was actually my first time ever eating shrooms, so we brought a light up frisbee (it was like 10 pm) and decided to park on a playground until they hit.

After about an hour of furiously digging up sand with the playground bulldozer toy, we all realized we were pretty fucked up and decided to go for a walk around town. That's when we saw this huge amount of light coming from the area of town that they just renovated. Obviously we started gravitating towards it like moths. We were able to get up to a certain point until some security dude stopped us and said that we couldn't go any further because some small independent movie was being filmed. So we eventually left, being REALLY fucked up and all, and walked back to the car. That's when my friend said, "Yeah man, I'm good to drive home now." I'm not sure why we believed him, because literally the first thing he did was run a red light. But after a hectic, 45 minute, hotboxed ride, we got home and slept it off.

The next day we looked up what could be being filmed there, and discovered WE WERE LESS THAN 200 FEET AWAY FROM HILARY DUFF WHILE COMPLETELY TRIPPING ON MUSHROOMS.

So long story short, if any of you are into shitty teen movies, the film "According to Greta" was filmed around four shroomed-out delinquents.

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