I was thinking about going in to law school a long time ago---and came up with my tv commercial.
two guys are bird hunting with a dog walking in front of them and the two guys---one is getting sued and the other is his lawyer. "It was an accident surely I won't have to pay for that----don't worry I've never lost a case----but you've never been up against the son of man"----and the dog makes a huge shit---and the lawyer says----"We better settle"