Lyft/uber stories

srh88 · Apr 7, 2017

Bublonichronic said:
That was low you sonovabitch

maybe those chicks are comfortable with you because they think youre a chick

Bublonichronic · Apr 7, 2017

tangerinegreen555 said:
Yeah but, how many of 'em are you fucking?

As many as @DavidKratos92?

None I try to keep it professional...a lot of the time they'll tell me about all the guys that hit on them and what losers they are...it's funny guys think theyr slick at the club but 90% of the time the girl talks shit about them as soon as she leaves...I've gotten some good insight on how females think doing this tho

Bublonichronic · Apr 7, 2017

srh88 said:
maybe those chicks are comfortable with you because they think youre a chick

i suppose that's always a possibility

tangerinegreen555 · Apr 7, 2017

Bublonichronic said:
That was low you sonovabitch

He said 'metaphor' not 'simile'.

Didn't you get A's in English?

curious2garden · Apr 7, 2017

tangerinegreen555 said:
He said 'metaphor' not 'simile'.

Didn't you get A's in English?

If he did it had nothing to do with his spelling.

Bublonichronic · Apr 7, 2017

tangerinegreen555 said:
He said 'metaphor' not 'simile'.

Didn't you get A's in English?

Do you know the difference between a metaphor and simile ? How'd you do in English lol

tangerinegreen555 · Apr 7, 2017

Bublonichronic said:
Do you know the difference between a metaphor and simile ? How'd you do in English lol

Well enough that I never had to work at a gas station or be a taxi driver.

Bublonichronic · Apr 7, 2017

tangerinegreen555 said:
Well enough that I never had to work at a gas station or be a taxi driver.

Let me help you out buddy

The difference between metaphorsand similes is that similes hit you over the head with the comparison by using explicit words such as “like” or “as,” -- When Jon Bon Jovi sings “My heart is like an open highway,” that's a similebecause he used the word “like” to directly make the Comparison"

tangerinegreen555 · Apr 7, 2017

Bublonichronic said:
Let me help you out buddy

The difference between metaphorsand similes is that similes hit you over the head with the comparison by using explicit words such as “like” or “as,” -- When Jon Bon Jovi sings “My heart is like an open highway,” that's a similebecause he used the word “like” to directly make the Comparison"

Was that on top of your Google hit, or a few down.

And nobody says metaphors and similes.

It's similes and metaphors, unless you're translating certain Szechuan Chinese dialects in the north.

Go Google that, K?

greasemonkeymann · Apr 7, 2017

Bublonichronic said:
Let me help you out buddy

The difference between metaphorsand similes is that similes hit you over the head with the comparison by using explicit words such as “like” or “as,” -- When Jon Bon Jovi sings “My heart is like an open highway,” that's a similebecause he used the word “like” to directly make the Comparison"

tangerinegreen555 said:
Was that on top of your Google hit, or a few down.

And nobody says metaphors and similes.

It's similes and metaphors, unless you're translating certain Szechuan Chinese dialects in the north.

Go Google that, K?

fuckin love you guys

Singlemalt · Apr 7, 2017

tangerinegreen555 said:
Was that on top of your Google hit, or a few down.

And nobody says metaphors and similes.

It's similes and metaphors, unless you're translating certain Szechuan Chinese dialects in the north.

Go Google that, K?

OUCH! and burn! Nice

bu$hleaguer · Apr 7, 2017

Has anybody stomped on a small cvs bag filled with shit in your car and then bolted?

tyler.durden · Apr 7, 2017

Bublonichronic said:
Let me help you out buddy

The difference between metaphorsand similes is that similes hit you over the head with the comparison by using explicit words such as “like” or “as,” -- When Jon Bon Jovi sings “My heart is like an open highway,” that's a similebecause he used the word “like” to directly make the Comparison"

Points deducted for using Bon Jovi in your example...

Singlemalt · Apr 7, 2017

LOL^^^

jerryb73 · Apr 9, 2017

tangerinegreen555 said:
Yeah but, how many of 'em are you fucking?

As many as @DavidKratos92?

lol.. only if he has a lambo..

Indagrow · Apr 12, 2017

I'm sure girls that go home alone talk shit about every dude they saw that day..

Have your mom buy you a video camera for your own safety also you can look at the smokes when you get home

I have watched a bunch of videos of taxi guys getting their heads blown off.. Pretty entertaining they literally never see it coming

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