lp christmas carols

Tis the season folks,
I enjoyed writing mine last year, here's this years

Sung to :


HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SING



Hark the heralded lp’s sing

Glory to the newborn King justin

Peace on earth and mercy mild bud lite

Except for those raided dispensaries defiled


Joyful, all ye tokers rise

Join the triumph of the liberal misers


With the angelic host proclaim:

Hark! The heralded lp’s sing

Glory to the newborn King justin

Lp’s by highest heav'n adored

Justin the everlasting Lord!

Late in time behold Him come

Offspring of a whor’s womb

Veiled in flesh the Godhead see

Hail the incarnate lp weed Deity

Pleased as man with lp shares pockets swells

Justin, our Emmanuel

Hark! The herald lp’s sing

lp glory to the newborn King justin

Hail the heav'n-born Prince of lp weed

Hail the Son of legalized Righteousness!

Bud Light bud and life to all He brings

Resin with healing in His wings

Mild weed He lays His glory by

Born that man no more may die of mmar laced weed

Born to raise the sons of earth

Born to give them lp's second birth

Hark! The heralded lp's sing

Glory to the newborn lp King justin


Thanx chumps

No More Bong Hits For You
(Sung to the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”)

You’d better smoke up.
Don’t leave any bud.
No one like a bong with crud
Finish up that bong hit right now!

I like my bong hits nice and clean.
I hate black ashes; I want green.
Finish up that bong hit right now!

I saw you take a big bud.
I saw you pack that bowl.
You lit it up and took a hit,
But your smoking skills are shit!

You’re coughing now,
Teary-eyed too.
You’re a lightweight
And your face is blue.
No more bong hits for you right now!

come they told me
pa rump ba bum bum
about some legal weed
pa rump ba bum bum
but man that LP stuff's so
bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum
not even a buzz..

this shit is medical?
ba rump ba bum bum
i find that pathetic-al
pa rump ba bum bum
these lp's man they are so dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb
crooked arsed crooks.

do not support their shit
pa rump ba bum bum
the only care-tak-ing is for their wallet
for their wallet,
what a crock of sh*t


off the top of my head