I once grabbed my bong off the table, lit it and hit it hard. I coughed my ass off, it was horrible! Then I realized it wasn't my bong, it was my big, black, dildo. Even worse, my bong was in my ass. Pro tip - don't keep those two things next to each other. Man, was my face red...
I once grabbed my bong off the table, lit it and hit it hard. I coughed my ass off, it was horrible! Then I realized it wasn't my bong, it was my big, black, dildo. Even worse, my bong was in my ass. Pro tip - don't keep those two things next to each other. Man, was my face red...
I've done that after chopping hot peppers...memorable indeed.I picked poison ivy as a kid and peed on my way home. Grabbed two wrong weeds that day!
I've done that after chopping hot peppers...memorable indeed.
Nice, I saw a flower on my jalapeños that are in my tent. Can't wait!I have some ghost peppers that popped up in my nursery tent right now. I have to very careful with those.![]()
Expanding the frontiers of assologyOk fine......for "science"
Having a control asshole is very usefulHe did say he has 2........he can run a control and use the other one for experimenting.
Is that why the bong water smells so bad......ohh you know what this explains the brown ring it leaves around my lips.I once grabbed my bong off the table, lit it and hit it hard. I coughed my ass off, it was horrible! Then I realized it wasn't my bong, it was my big, black, dildo. Even worse, my bong was in my ass. Pro tip - don't keep those two things next to each other. Man, was my face red...
Is that why the bong water smells so bad......ohh you know what this explains the brown ring it leaves around my lips.
Ok so I have a confession to make........ I like to use the mouthpiece from a trombone as a bowl, when I’m smoking with someone for the first time because the sound it makes when they hit it hard . It’s silly I know but I’m just a kid at heart.
Is that why the bong water smells so bad......ohh you know what this explains the brown ring it leaves around my lips.
Ok so I have a confession to make........