LOL Ever grab the wrong weed?

DarkWeb

Well-Known Member
Looks like I'm gonna be way more chilled out than I was goin for. Love me some raz cough but packed a bowl of some of my Mr nice and didn't realize till I tasted it! LOL oh well! What's on tv.........
 
I once grabbed my bong off the table, lit it and hit it hard. I coughed my ass off, it was horrible! Then I realized it wasn't my bong, it was my big, black, dildo. Even worse, my bong was in my ass. Pro tip - don't keep those two things next to each other. Man, was my face red...

In hopes you don't continue to stick your bong in your butthole I ordered you a new piece. It should be there in a few days....































Genital-Shaped-Bongs.jpg


I have 2 just like it.

SH420
 
I once grabbed my bong off the table, lit it and hit it hard. I coughed my ass off, it was horrible! Then I realized it wasn't my bong, it was my big, black, dildo. Even worse, my bong was in my ass. Pro tip - don't keep those two things next to each other. Man, was my face red...
Is that why the bong water smells so bad......ohh you know what this explains the brown ring it leaves around my lips.

Ok so I have a confession to make........ I like to use the mouthpiece from a trombone as a bowl, when I’m smoking with someone for the first time because the sound it makes when they hit it hard . It’s silly I know but I’m just a kid at heart.
 
Is that why the bong water smells so bad......ohh you know what this explains the brown ring it leaves around my lips.

Ok so I have a confession to make........ I like to use the mouthpiece from a trombone as a bowl, when I’m smoking with someone for the first time because the sound it makes when they hit it hard . It’s silly I know but I’m just a kid at heart.

Hey man, it's all about the embouchure ;)
 
Back
Top