Life tips for others

Milovan · Nov 18, 2014

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Don't gargle with Vagasil and
don't put cologne on your nuts!
(your nuts will feel like they are on fire)

Got any life tips for others to share?

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Diabolical666 · Nov 18, 2014

Ist time dabbers: never grab the bowl

Q: why are you putting cologne on your nuts anyways? who's going down there that wants to lick cologne?

Milovan · Nov 18, 2014

Diabolical666 said:
Ist time dabbers: never grab the bowl

Q: why are you putting cologne on your nuts anyways? who's going down there that wants to lick cologne?

I got that tip from a friend here so I will avoid putting
cologne on the nuts.

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Diabolical666 · Nov 18, 2014

Tip: Shave your dick moss with moonshine

POur moonshine on your dickmoss
Light that shit on fire
no more moss

You might feel a little discomfort. Possibly like a meth explosion just happened on your dick. But that hair wont grow back for awhile, well, untill the scars heal up

Milovan · Nov 18, 2014

Diabolical666 said:
Ist time dabbers: never grab the bowl

Excellent tip! Thanks!
I never dabbed yet!

Milovan · Nov 18, 2014

Diabolical666 said:
Tip: Shave your dick moss with moonshine

POur moonshine on your dickmoss
Light that shit on fire
no more moss

You might feel a little discomfort. Possibly like a meth explosion just happened on your dick. But that hair wont grow back for awhile, well, untill the scars heal up

LMFAO!

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Diabolical666 · Nov 18, 2014

choo choo

insidagain · Nov 18, 2014

This one time, at band camp. Lol. Once I used ben gay on my neck, a while later I let my fingers go for a walk. I have never seen the wife spasm like that before. Hint: wash that shit off your hands

Milovan · Nov 18, 2014

After handling and eating jalapenos or habeneros don't touch
your private parts!

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Diabolical666 · Nov 18, 2014

Foreal. Did that number with jalapenos once. Use lemon juice to get the hot off your hands or rub hands on stainless steel for a minute.

Milovan · Nov 18, 2014

insidagain said:
This one time, at band camp. Lol. Once I used ben gay on my neck, a while later I let my fingers go for a walk. I have never seen the wife spasm like that before. Hint: wash that shit off your hands
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Now that is just too funny!

Milovan · Nov 18, 2014

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Skuxx · Nov 18, 2014

Diabolical666 said:
Tip: Shave your dick moss with moonshine

POur moonshine on your dickmoss
Light that shit on fire
no more moss

You might feel a little discomfort. Possibly like a meth explosion just happened on your dick. But that hair wont grow back for awhile, well, untill the scars heal up

Dickmoss lolll

Skuxx · Nov 18, 2014

Milovan said:
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Milovan · Nov 18, 2014

Diabolical666 said:
View attachment 3296212choo choo

I've smoked at least a pint of HO but never dabbed.
When you said dab I thought you meant
wax, shatter. I never thought HO lol.
And no, I'm not brain dead yet just really stoned!

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Diabolical666 · Nov 18, 2014

Milovan said:
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YYyyyyOUCH!

insidagain · Nov 18, 2014

Milovan said:
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I think im gonna get sick.

Diabolical666 · Nov 18, 2014

insidagain said:
I think im gonna get sick.

ikr probably smells like poopy bacon from the burnt fat next to butthole

Milovan · Nov 18, 2014

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Careful what you wish for!

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Milovan · Nov 18, 2014

Diabolical666 said:
ikr probably smells like poopy bacon from the burnt fat next to butthole

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