Letter to the Editor of the New York Times from an Irishman ...

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Dear Editor ...

We in Ireland can't figure out why you people are even botherin' to hold an election in the United States.

On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church and who is married to yet another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run.

Now, on the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate "Mc" terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship!!

What in God's name are ye lads thinkin' over in the colonies?!!

GO FOR THE FRIGGIN' BEER!!
 
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