Learning mandarin and other fun things to do working at the lobster factory

LetsGetCritical said:
After four weeks I know that "ni hao ma" means how are you and I am on my way to becoming fluent in mandarin. I also learnt that after taping up and stickering several million polystyrene eskies over 13 hours gives u cramps and rsi like symptoms!!! Zhù nǐ yǒu měihǎo de yītiān !!!
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Even knowing some basic Chinese impresses the shit out of them. You learn like 5 more words and you can make some panties drop.
 
tyler.durden said:
Nice to see you around, dude. 阴茎...
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PENIS

To fit in you would actually say "xiǎo dìdì" which literally is "little younger brother". Or as my wife and her friends always called it, which is how I knew they were talking about me, Bàng bàng. Sounds like bong bong.

Pussy is xiǎomèimei, or literally "little younger sister".

Here to help.
 
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