beardo
Well-Known Member
Just thought I would share in the joy I have found.
Sometimes the world gets you down and there is little you can do, because of rules and expectations and a conformist society that expects you to comply.
This is why my latest revelation has brought me such a feeling of freedom and supremacy, I feel like i'm on top of the world.
There are times when I will go out with good intentions only to have people bring me down and take advantage with the expectation of no resistance and until now I had found that just going along with them and being taken advantage of was the best option for the least problems and the best life.
That was until I discovered the joys of kilts and laxatives.
Now I prepare before I begin my day and I don my kilt with pride, knowing that if someone confronts me I am ready to dominate the situation.
I start the day with a few cups of coffee and a whole pack of ex lax chocolate this gets me ready for any problems and with some experience and practice I have grown accustom to the effects and what to expect so that I am able to control myself.
It comes in handy, when I need a way to express my displeasure, like yesterday when I was at the dollar store trying to buy some things and they told me upon checkout that my mop was actually $6.99 I tried talking to them but they weren't going to give me the mop for a dollar I even spoke with a manager and explained it was false advertising but he said I could pay the price or decline to buy it but the price was the price, this is when I let it rip all over their floor, right in the checkout line with some lady behind me and the manager standing their....they looked shocked and I said sorry and hurried out.
Better yet was my trip to the library where I had intended to borrow a copy of Liberty Defined by Ron Paul and found out that they don't have it and when I requested they get a copy and asked when I could expect to pick it up they weren't very helpful, then when I demanded it they said I would have to leave- I did...but not before I let loose, and they had a carpet, the onlookers looked amazed I said, that's so embarrassing and left, but I wasn't embarrassed, I was proud, I felt like Braveheart
It is wonderful this has empowered me, sure it does make a mess, it gets on the kilt and smells and some has gotten on my shoes but it is well worth it, I put a old sheet down on the seat in the car before I go out so it's not a big problem, it does irritate the skin a bit because it is on you until you can shower but all and all it is well worth it, a small annoyance for a maximum gain.
A Kilt and Laxatives for the win!
Sometimes the world gets you down and there is little you can do, because of rules and expectations and a conformist society that expects you to comply.
This is why my latest revelation has brought me such a feeling of freedom and supremacy, I feel like i'm on top of the world.
There are times when I will go out with good intentions only to have people bring me down and take advantage with the expectation of no resistance and until now I had found that just going along with them and being taken advantage of was the best option for the least problems and the best life.
That was until I discovered the joys of kilts and laxatives.
Now I prepare before I begin my day and I don my kilt with pride, knowing that if someone confronts me I am ready to dominate the situation.
I start the day with a few cups of coffee and a whole pack of ex lax chocolate this gets me ready for any problems and with some experience and practice I have grown accustom to the effects and what to expect so that I am able to control myself.
It comes in handy, when I need a way to express my displeasure, like yesterday when I was at the dollar store trying to buy some things and they told me upon checkout that my mop was actually $6.99 I tried talking to them but they weren't going to give me the mop for a dollar I even spoke with a manager and explained it was false advertising but he said I could pay the price or decline to buy it but the price was the price, this is when I let it rip all over their floor, right in the checkout line with some lady behind me and the manager standing their....they looked shocked and I said sorry and hurried out.
Better yet was my trip to the library where I had intended to borrow a copy of Liberty Defined by Ron Paul and found out that they don't have it and when I requested they get a copy and asked when I could expect to pick it up they weren't very helpful, then when I demanded it they said I would have to leave- I did...but not before I let loose, and they had a carpet, the onlookers looked amazed I said, that's so embarrassing and left, but I wasn't embarrassed, I was proud, I felt like Braveheart
It is wonderful this has empowered me, sure it does make a mess, it gets on the kilt and smells and some has gotten on my shoes but it is well worth it, I put a old sheet down on the seat in the car before I go out so it's not a big problem, it does irritate the skin a bit because it is on you until you can shower but all and all it is well worth it, a small annoyance for a maximum gain.
A Kilt and Laxatives for the win!
