Keeping it real

Somebody throws and egg at your car...

You sit there and feel anger come over you... you watch the anger rise..

You realize that you can TELL YOUR SELF A STORY ABOUT This event..

the story would go like this...

Who the fuck would do this to my new mustang. This totally fooking sucks.. I hate driving through this neighborhood. Fook these people...
You get home and your friends want to go out but your to pissed and st on the couch and drink beers and watch re-runs of the Dukes of Hazrd.. you fall asleep and piss yourself on the couch...

NOW YOU ARE PISSED and you have egg on your car and piss in yor pants


Or you can just let that story slide by.. stop at the first gas station.. wash the egg off your car.. look around at the great world you live in.. take a few deep breaths....you smile and giggle as you wash the egg of the car and some hot chick fills her car tires up next to you.... she sees the egg and says....oh man that sucks.. and you smile. and say.. yeah, well I used to do that stuff as a kid. it's a right f passage.. life is good... being a kid is fun...

she thinks your cool and picks up on your love vibe and sucks your KAK..

the end

iloveyou

PS - she is a smoking hot Lebanese/Palestinian girl

or something...

i dont know what I would do..........i have a 93 gt 5.0 and if it got hit with an egg I would probably do something I would regret.

Who else you gonna find at a gas station? jk!

Garden Knowm said:

Somebody throws and egg at your car...

You sit there and feel anger come over you... you watch the anger rise..

You realize that you can TELL YOUR SELF A STORY ABOUT This event..

the story would go like this...

Who the fuck would do this to my new mustang. This totally fooking sucks.. I hate driving through this neighborhood. Fook these people...
You get home and your friends want to go out but your to pissed and st on the couch and drink beers and watch re-runs of the Dukes of Hazrd.. you fall asleep and piss yourself on the couch...

NOW YOU ARE PISSED and you have egg on your car and piss in yor pants


Or you can just let that story slide by.. stop at the first gas station.. wash the egg off your car.. look around at the great world you live in.. take a few deep breaths....you smile and giggle as you wash the egg of the car and some hot chick fills her car tires up next to you.... she sees the egg and says....oh man that sucks.. and you smile. and say.. yeah, well I used to do that stuff as a kid. it's a right f passage.. life is good... being a kid is fun...

she thinks your cool and picks up on your love vibe and sucks your KAK..

the end

iloveyou

PS - she is a smoking hot Lebanese/Palestinian girl

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The funny thing is the same exact thing (minus the girl) happened to me a few years ago.... right after a wash and wax, seen the kids in the field at the stop light and thought nothing of it till i hear that clicking sound twice, drove around to try to find them, went to gas station wipe my car off (across the street from the field) pull into the turning lane and BAM again, i think it was a 3rd time that night in a matter of 1 hour (too stoned to remeber) called the cops, they never came. Found the bastard after the last wash off and scared them really good...... Followed them almost all the way home!! Yelling and screaming at them, they were scared crapless on bicycles....ROFL.... Still have that mustang...

Does she swallow my load?

Hey that was big of you to just let it slide by. Always remember that shit, its all about how you react you things that matter.

Lounge; that'll be .05

Garden Knowm said:

PS - she is a smoking hot Lebanese/Palestinian girl

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Anyone in particular?

iblazethatkush said:

YouTube - Dave Chappelle-Keeping it real

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that is sooo funny.

it depends on what your keeping it real for!! ive had things stolen from me whoever did that will have it coming back to them in some cases 10 fold. going out of your way and saying fuck that im coming for that fool just keeps the cycle of negative energy going. i got better things to do then skeme revenge on someone for something they did that is so small. however there are limitations:

a few months back my band played a show. it was a fun time our familys, friends and alot of fans were there. long story short: on our last song one guy decided to steal a cd from our merch booth, my dad saw and got in his face and said its fucked up cause this is how we make a living. they ended up getting into a tussel. as i got off stage i saw my dad on the ground with 2 dudes standing over him and he couldnt get up..i lost it completely and ran over there knoked that coward the fuck out grabbed my dad and booked it to the hospital. they tried to press charges only thing was there were too many witnesses. i didnt run over there and pummel the shit out of him. one punch ko. my main consern was my fathers health..after talking to the cops who sided with us i knew i did nothing wrong. its fight or flight and when it comes to family i fight.

i keep it real 100%. but its HOW i keep it real