keeping cats out of the garden

Discussion in 'Gardening' started by giglewigle, Aug 29, 2017.

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    dangledo

    dangledo Well-Known Member


    Well stick to fucking pigs, such as your wife.
     
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    giglewigle

    giglewigle Well-Known Member

    lol burn
     
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    Lucky Luke

    Lucky Luke Well-Known Member

    I like dogs and I like cats.
    Grew up with both. Was a competitive dog obedience handler.

    Dogs are great but Cats are just cool. They can become dog like as they get older. Follow you around etc.

    Cats don't dig holes, you don't have to clean up the cat shit from the yard. You can load up a cats bowl and go away for a few days... You don't need to wash a cat. They don't slobber over you. You don't need to walk them everyday.

    Are they dead set natural born killers? fk yes. But there are wild dog problems for a reason to.

    For those saying kill them just for the sake of killing them..well ur a part of the slime that's called the Human race. We wipe out whole species without a second look. Fkn scary the amount of species we have already wiped out in our short timeframe. Some humans even kill for fun without any risk to themselves. Cat always has a risk of getting hurt.
     
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    Skunk Baxter

    Skunk Baxter Well-Known Member

    Hook a motion detector up to a sprinkler.
     
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    jemstone

    jemstone Well-Known Member

    That's what europe did 6 centuries ago. Three quarters of the population soon died off to the plague.

    The best way to keep em out of the garden; fence or plant catnip nearby.
     
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    farmerfischer

    farmerfischer Well-Known Member

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    ruby fruit

    ruby fruit Well-Known Member

    I hate my cat it use to shit around my weed plants then I caged them to the ground...cats still alive
     
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    farmerfischer

    farmerfischer Well-Known Member

    when I was a kid my mom had several cats and even though they had litter boxes they would always shit in the flower pots of the house plants... and my sand box...lol..
     
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    Lucky Luke

    Lucky Luke Well-Known Member

    yea...but did you have to pick it up like ya do Dog shit?

    My cats piss and shit in the garden to, but I don't go looking for it..lol

    I have Wallaby, Roo, Bandicoot, Native hen, Rabbit, Bat, Plover and Possum shit all over my lawn..I aint picking it up....
     
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    ruby fruit

    ruby fruit Well-Known Member

    I just don' like how the cunt of a thing digs holes and buried it...easy solution tho with cage all the way to ground
     
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    ruby fruit

    ruby fruit Well-Known Member

    My dog cant get into the area
     
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    ruby fruit

    ruby fruit Well-Known Member

    That' not possum shit thats yer kids
     
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    giglewigle

    giglewigle Well-Known Member

    this reminds me of when i went on a cruise 2 tasie we went to port arther whwre there was what i think was wambat shit it was everywhere iv been tninking of what can be gotten for free and what is really good to compost im sure with shit tho it needs to compost for ages and tjere couod be mycrobes u dont want but if a person knew there shit pun intended about mycrobes and knee how to get all tje right mycrobes in it idk i just thought at the time when u couldent move without steppjng in it maye as well use it lol there is a small man made lake that has alot of birds might be a good sourse to get some bim
     
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    ANC

    ANC Well-Known Member

    When I bought my house near Cape Town, it was a newbuilt area with pretty much sea sand when I went to look at it the first time.
    Anyway, during this time we had a family of 8 cats. They turned that white sand into soil. I was the only house on the street with lawn.
     
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    giglewigle

    giglewigle Well-Known Member

    u live in south africa do u have to wurry about lions n stuff africas cool africas probably the coolest place for a stoner u can get stoned and zit on the porch n its lice watching animal planet
     
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    ANC

    ANC Well-Known Member

    Lol lions, only if you go to the lion park. Actually, there is a cool one nearby.
    I'm in a small village that is pretty much the same way it has always been.
    Very conservative and mostly affluent. At least the white part is. It is beautiful yet similar to a small village in Italy or France.
     
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    Lucky Luke

    Lucky Luke Well-Known Member

    Are you experiencing the lack of water problem in Cape town?
     
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    Lucky Luke

    Lucky Luke Well-Known Member

    Port Arthur is an awesome place to visit. Ive been there a couple times but want to do the ghost tour...
     
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    SageFromZen

    SageFromZen Well-Known Member

    You know what? I love kitties. I do... BUT
    As a natural born Californian and as much as I love kitties I have no place for them within my garden. That said, here is a phucked-up story that ya'all just might enjoy.

    I did something horrible. I met a woman on the internet and moved to Texas. The cool part is that all those downright God-awfully beautiful Texans are some fine ladies. The bad part is they have a back side. But that's not what I'm getting at. That's another story within itself. I've grown vegetables in California, New Mexico, Arizona, Colorado and Washington State. But Texas found me in a very unique position...

    This little old lady on the block behind us went into a retirement home. Okay. Three weeks later her son comes in and well, we have a very unique situation here. See, this little old lady, unbeknownst to the outside world had 27 cats locked-up inside of her house. Now, any good humanitarian would've called-in Animal Services and there would've been an implemented protocol. Wull we weren't so lucky. her son decided to open up all the windows and doors and set 27 malnourished felines astray within a small podunk Texas town.

    Now, I'd made several calls to law enforcement but nothing really came of it. My "organic" backyard garden was being decimated by felines and there was no proxy for alleviating the problem. So I called in the County Sheriff and when he came down he had a different message, "IF they are a public nuisance, IF they are causing damage to your vehicles and your home, your garden etc... SHOOT them.

    Okay. Now I don't necessarily condone the killing of any domestic animals but these cock suckerz were spraying our cars, pooping in my truck bed, my back laundry room reeked of amonia... so I took action.

    I didn't like it but... I alleviated the situation over the course or two weeks with a semi-auto .25 Cal pre-charged pneumatic air rifle from my bathroom window using an infrared night vision scope. My girlfriends sons turned out being a better shot than I was.

    It just is what it is.
     
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    Lucky Luke

    Lucky Luke Well-Known Member

    Some times you just have to cull the population. Cleanly and humanly. Maybe we can do it to trump supporter's soon, legal like.
     
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