Jorge Cervantes..

ChemisTree · Dec 19, 2009

..killed my wife and raped my cats.

Jorge :arrow:

My wife

My cats

Therefore and logically, :fire:

and

my

.

On a different note, Tramadol makes me loopy.

ChemisTree · Dec 19, 2009

Actually, I think that reads "The devil hugged my joint and humped my demons" which just about as much sense.

Boneman · Dec 19, 2009

Tramadol makes me constipated. Why are you taking that crappy pill anyway? Its no more than a motrin

tebor · Dec 19, 2009

raped cats?
I won't hold it against him.
his dvd's are pretty decent.

ChemisTree · Dec 19, 2009

Boneman said:
Tramadol makes me constipated. Why are you taking that crappy pill anyway? Its no more than a motrin

? It's an opioid by prescription only in the US. Chronic pain and all.

Brevity, The Soul Of Wit! · Dec 19, 2009

And Opiates are extremely strong in treating diarrhea! Dude people are ignorant....

ANC · Dec 20, 2009

I guess diarrhea could be a good lubricant --- Insert pukeing smiley

ChemisTree · Dec 20, 2009

Brevity said:
And Opiates are extremely strong in treating diarrhea! Dude people are ignorant....

? I'm aware of that. I was responding to the Motrin comment.

guestrollitup · Dec 20, 2009

Loopy Doopy
It COULD be worse, the cat's coulda raped your wife then killed you.

Brevity, The Soul Of Wit! · Dec 20, 2009

The Pussies Fucked The Pussy?

ANC · Dec 20, 2009

I think we should rename this thread to "woke up with the wrong foot in the gutter"