H R Puff N Stuff
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A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. There they stand at the pearly gates in Heaven trying to enter when St. Peter ask the first girl, Tammy, have you ever had any contact with a male naughty organ? 'she giggles and shyly replies, "well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger". St. Peter says, "Okay dip the tip of your finger in the Holy water and pass through the gates. He ask the next girl the same question, she replies, "Well I once fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "Okay did your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gates." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One pushes her way to the front of the line, when she get's there St. Peter asks, "Lacy, what seems to be the rush?" Lacy responds, "If I'm going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to do it before Kim sticks her ass in it!!!!
