Job interview coming up... How do I pass a shit test?
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jollygreengiant8
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a shit test? what are they trying to find in your poop?
if your worried about them finding something in your poop, might i suggest eating as much chili and burritos as you can and make it impossible for them to even get close to your sample
if your worried about them finding something in your poop, might i suggest eating as much chili and burritos as you can and make it impossible for them to even get close to your sample
vantheman169
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Wtf kinda drug test is that? Sounds disgusting and expensive i have never heard of this...I can't help you out google that one bro. lol
Inneedofbuds
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worried that you work for a bunch of nut jobs? Yes.
nvirgo79
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!. quit that mother fucker 2> get some dog shit, cut the corner out of a trash bag,,,a big corner. then a smaller corner out of that. tie the smaller end off with a twist tie.. fill the cone shaped sac with the dog shit. when you get tested use the company microwave to heat up your bag of goodies.. tape this to your leg near your nuts or hide it in your shorts (were a pair of tighty whites under boxers) pull your pants down act like your tuckin your nuts and junk in the bowl. undo twist tie and squize contents of the bag in the cup... wolla instant turd.
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