Apathy One x
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Here's a thought.
Jesus is mentioned about 25 times in the Quran. The story basically goes, Angel Gabriel (Jibrail) tells Mary (Maryam) that he is going to make a baby inside here, just like he made Adam, once upon a time. Mary says, ok cool. 9 months later baby Jesus (Isa) shows up, she tells everyone God made the child, the men laugh and call her a slut, then Jesus does the most awesome thing, He speaks! Jesus is like a month old and he speak and tells the bastards calling his mother a slut to shut the F up and listen. Then said
"I am a servant of Allah. He will reveal the Book to me and make me a prophet. He blessed me wherever I am. In the rules revealed to me there will be a special attention given to prayers and charity. Allah predestined that I will be kind to my mother and not a tyrant with a bad ending. Peace was on me the day I was born, peace will be on me on the day I will die, and on the day I am raised alive again!"
Qur'an, sura 19 Maryam, ayat 30-33
Yeah that's right, in the Quran Mary wrote her own book
The story then goes along a similar path, he except he doesn't claim to be the son of God, but a prophet and his ministry teaches peace and love. They mention his disciples, not by name and not the exact number. Obviously they were not important enough.
Then Jesus's death and ascension,
That they said (in boast), "We killed Christ Jesus the son of Mary, the Messenger of Allah";- but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but so it was made to appear to them, and those who differ therein are full of doubts, with no (certain) knowledge, but only conjecture to follow, for of a surety they killed him not:-
Nay, Allah raised him up unto Himself; and Allah is Exalted in Power, Wise;-
Qur'an sura 4 (An-Nisa) ayah 157-158
So Muslims think the bible is a hoax, well christians think the quran is a hoax, fair is fair I suppose.
Then, and this part is pretty cool, Jesus returns, Round 2, he will return in the midst of a great war, where the good guys will be fighting the bad guys who will be lead by the anti-christ. He will kick the shit of the anti-christ and then everyone, Jews and Christians, will become Muslim.
Now I know that I offended some people, do I care? No.
So I read this the other day and I think to myself, If Jesus was Muslim that would explain a few things. Jews don't like Muslims, look at Israel today. Jews didn't like Jesus, they killed him/faked his death so that people would think he was dead. Jews still don't like Jesus, calling him a fake. Muslims live in the area...All this makes sense now...
Jesus is mentioned about 25 times in the Quran. The story basically goes, Angel Gabriel (Jibrail) tells Mary (Maryam) that he is going to make a baby inside here, just like he made Adam, once upon a time. Mary says, ok cool. 9 months later baby Jesus (Isa) shows up, she tells everyone God made the child, the men laugh and call her a slut, then Jesus does the most awesome thing, He speaks! Jesus is like a month old and he speak and tells the bastards calling his mother a slut to shut the F up and listen. Then said
"I am a servant of Allah. He will reveal the Book to me and make me a prophet. He blessed me wherever I am. In the rules revealed to me there will be a special attention given to prayers and charity. Allah predestined that I will be kind to my mother and not a tyrant with a bad ending. Peace was on me the day I was born, peace will be on me on the day I will die, and on the day I am raised alive again!"
Qur'an, sura 19 Maryam, ayat 30-33
Yeah that's right, in the Quran Mary wrote her own book
The story then goes along a similar path, he except he doesn't claim to be the son of God, but a prophet and his ministry teaches peace and love. They mention his disciples, not by name and not the exact number. Obviously they were not important enough.
Then Jesus's death and ascension,
That they said (in boast), "We killed Christ Jesus the son of Mary, the Messenger of Allah";- but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but so it was made to appear to them, and those who differ therein are full of doubts, with no (certain) knowledge, but only conjecture to follow, for of a surety they killed him not:-
Nay, Allah raised him up unto Himself; and Allah is Exalted in Power, Wise;-
Qur'an sura 4 (An-Nisa) ayah 157-158
So Muslims think the bible is a hoax, well christians think the quran is a hoax, fair is fair I suppose.
Then, and this part is pretty cool, Jesus returns, Round 2, he will return in the midst of a great war, where the good guys will be fighting the bad guys who will be lead by the anti-christ. He will kick the shit of the anti-christ and then everyone, Jews and Christians, will become Muslim.
Now I know that I offended some people, do I care? No.
So I read this the other day and I think to myself, If Jesus was Muslim that would explain a few things. Jews don't like Muslims, look at Israel today. Jews didn't like Jesus, they killed him/faked his death so that people would think he was dead. Jews still don't like Jesus, calling him a fake. Muslims live in the area...All this makes sense now...
