Jack the Flipper Strikes Again

FreedomWorks

Well-Known Member

• Nov 16, 2013

• #1

Dolphins are not as smart as chickens because they Don't have Warning or Food Calls.
Also, they are extremely homicidal. Jack the Flipper is a serial killer:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...phins-NOT-intelligent-likely-fight-other.html

 

FreedomWorks

Well-Known Member

• Nov 16, 2013

• #2

Don't be fooled. He's not smiling

 

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Bombur

Well-Known Member

• Nov 16, 2013

• #3

Lol, can't believe they're trying to classify dolphins as people, wtf?

 

FreedomWorks

Well-Known Member

• Nov 16, 2013

• #4

Bombur said:

Lol, can't believe they're trying to classify dolphins as people, wtf?

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classify? or "look through the lens of our human condition"?

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Nov 16, 2013

• #5

Thank goodness human children are known to never do nasty things when in possession of firecrackers and chickens.

 

Skuxx

Well-Known Member

• Nov 16, 2013

• #6

Not as smart as chickens? Are you retarded? They make a wide range of complex sounds for communication. And they have pretty sophisticated hunting techniques.

 

FreedomWorks

Well-Known Member

• Nov 16, 2013

• #7

I think it proves that dolphins (being mammals) are even more like humans than origionally thought. They don't have alert calls or food calls, just like people. Some of them are phsycopathic killers, just like people. They have a playful nature, just like people.

 

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Bombur

Well-Known Member

• Nov 16, 2013

• #8

FreedomWorks said:

I think it proves that dolphins (being mammals) are even more like humans than origionally thought. They don't have alert calls or food calls, just like people. Some of them are phsycopathic killers, just like people. They have a playful nature, just like people.

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Guess they are people after all.. time to fine them for not having health insurance!

 

Skuxx

Well-Known Member

• Nov 16, 2013

• #9

FreedomWorks said:

I think it proves that dolphins (being mammals) are even more like humans than origionally thought. They don't have alert calls or food calls, just like people. Some of them are phsycopathic killers, just like people. They have a playful nature, just like people.

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I'm sorry that your mother never said "dinners ready" for you.

 

FreedomWorks

Well-Known Member

• Nov 16, 2013

• #10

[video=youtube;_J2N5ttFBN8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J2N5ttFBN8&feature=player_detailpage[/video]

 

FreedomWorks

Well-Known Member

• Nov 16, 2013

• #11

Skuxx said:

I'm sorry that your mother never said "dinners ready" for you.

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That's basic communication, just like dolphins. Humans don't have a food call. Or maybe your mom has one for you, since you're retarded..

 

Balzac89

Well-Known Member

• Nov 16, 2013

• #12

Dolphins kill more people than sharks every year.

These males are just sexually frustrated adolescent males.

 

kinetic

Well-Known Member

• Nov 16, 2013

• #13

Balzac89 said:

Dolphins kill more people than sharks every year.

These males are just sexually frustrated adolescent males.

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We should legislate them.

 

clint308

Well-Known Member

• Nov 16, 2013

• #14

They are alot smarter than alot of people i have seen