is weed a laxative ????? lol :)

madcow

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A friend told me pot is a laxative...and I've noticed sometimes when I just finished blazing I have to drop a killer duce!!also my buddy Scott always blazes while sitting on the thrown,says it helps with the flow.If anyone has insights pls share.I know it's kind of a nasty subject but what if we found a cure for constipation!!we could help tons of people who can't crap. :) just a thought :?::-P lolz
 

PlatinumKasse

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Seriously... take a cigarillo (blunt) and just puff on it. PROMISE YOU, you'll be good 2 go. Also, a strong cigarette is another remedy. Weed, is more of a relaxant as I've discovered (don't ask, I just remember the relationship between things.. in this case, particular types of smoke and their effect on my bathroom visits)

Recap:

Poo Provacative Puffin:
1. Blunt (w/tobacco still in it, silly)
2. Cigarette
3. Resin (scraped up from your pipes etc)

Don't waste herb on a toilet visit, there is NOTHING that will bring your buzz down quicker than wiping your ass, high.
 

nongreenthumb

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If I wake up in the morning, 9 times outta ten, I gotta drop some buddies off at the pool. So I go get chilled carry out the job at hand. Then i go roll one up go and toke it and think dang i got that twinge again time to go bend another fresh biscuit, some morning i can unload 3 or 4 times. So I would say more than definately, weed makes you dump. I once thought that skunk weed was called skunk cus it made your farts stink like old man with a colostomy bag.
 

Micheal Kelso

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It happens to me, but only in the mornings..

Bong rip, cigarette, take the Browns to the Super Bowl. Sometimes I just pack up a bowl and take it in there with me! ... lol
 

wilsoncr17

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If by laxative you mean that you have to take a massive crap after a $20 bill at Jack-In-the-Box, then I'd agree. Other than that I don't know.
 

relentlessfight

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ALWAYS happens to me. after i get high i usually have to piss. sometimes when i poo and im really blazed it feels like i lost my soul :shock:
 

nongreenthumb

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Have you ever had a fart, you feel it brewing nicely and think right ok, it comes to the crunch and it doesn't wanna blow, so you give it a little extra pressure all of a sudden mr turtle head pops out.

That ever happen to any of you?
 

Smoke2Live420

New Member
Seriously... take a cigarillo (blunt) and just puff on it. PROMISE YOU, you'll be good 2 go. Also, a strong cigarette is another remedy. Weed, is more of a relaxant as I've discovered (don't ask, I just remember the relationship between things.. in this case, particular types of smoke and their effect on my bathroom visits)

Recap:

Poo Provacative Puffin:
1. Blunt (w/tobacco still in it, silly)
2. Cigarette
3. Resin (scraped up from your pipes etc)

Don't waste herb on a toilet visit, there is NOTHING that will bring your buzz down quicker than wiping your ass, high.

yeah black n milds make u have to take shits if u dont smoke them alot!!
lol
 

dog

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Have you ever had a fart, you feel it brewing nicely and think right ok, it comes to the crunch and it doesn't wanna blow, so you give it a little extra pressure all of a sudden mr turtle head pops out.

That ever happen to any of you?
ones or twice,,,,,but then im a lady
 

godspeedsuckah

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A friend told me pot is a laxative...and I've noticed sometimes when I just finished blazing I have to drop a killer duce!!also my buddy Scott always blazes while sitting on the thrown,says it helps with the flow.If anyone has insights pls share.I know it's kind of a nasty subject but what if we found a cure for constipation!!we could help tons of people who can't crap. :) just a thought :?::-P lolz

LMFAO all this time I thought it was the damn Rolling Rocks, oh SNAP. Well I love weed and I love dropping a duce, so BLAZE ON!!!!! :weed:
 

morp

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If I wake up in the morning, 9 times outta ten, I gotta drop some buddies off at the pool. So I go get chilled carry out the job at hand. Then i go roll one up go and toke it and think dang i got that twinge again time to go bend another fresh biscuit, some morning i can unload 3 or 4 times. So I would say more than definately, weed makes you dump.
lol, its all so painfully true
 

Yeah

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Have you ever had a fart, you feel it brewing nicely and think right ok, it comes to the crunch and it doesn't wanna blow, so you give it a little extra pressure all of a sudden mr turtle head pops out.

That ever happen to any of you?
Yes. I often find myself contemplating if this so called "fart" is really a fart. Sometimes you just have to go with the flow.............. and be prepared to bathe afterwards.
 

nongreenthumb

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So what is this follow through down to, I didn't really experience it when i was younger. So is it down to the weed or is it down to age.

Someone should conduct some scientific tests on this. Does weed make you poop.
 
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