Is the Whizzinator the Best Option?

Rrog

Rrog

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My buddy is going to have to pee in cups for a while. Is the Whizz the best system these days?

Any tips, tricks or pointers? Or maybe there's a site with all these pointers already?

Thanks for thinking good thinks.
 
tyler.durden said:
But he said I wouldn't pass unless I let him have his way with me. Was that not true???
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Pretty sure he meant "past" as in
"you wont get past me unless..."
not a "pass" as in the drug test..
you got swindled.
and consider yourself VERY fortunate all ya got was a handie out of the scenario...
 
I bought one around 10 years ago, still have it laying around somewhere possibly full of stale clean urine. The dildo is like 4 inches and rigid (not limp). Just have to play it off, act it out, PO, saw the fake dick and must have assumed It was real. The latch to let the piss out can make noise and comes out instantly. Like 0-100 piss stream. Think they come in different skin colors...
 
i had one. i never needed it. the tobacco store down the road has white guy, asian guy, black guy, girls..... i bought the girls one cuz it was cheaper and all it is is "underwear" and a hose full of yellow liquid that registers as urine

i gave it to a buddy for ownership of a crackpipe looking bong vape that we split the cost of many productive years ago. he had to use it tho and it worked well. he was a pinoy and his gf said he had a big dick lol soooooo idk i guess it works just fine if you don't have a fake wiener hanging out for the PO to gaze at...

I'd say flee the country to somewhere tropical and worth while.. even over a traffic ticket.. fuck it
 
fuckin i ordered 50ct dramal vials to make up for the design flaw and each of those things cracked.... i shoulda kept my wizzinator cuz once i graduate i get the lovely piss test from work... i figure engineers are fuckin high as is and everyones strapping a fake hose even the ladies.
 
Rrog said:
My buddy is going to have to pee in cups for a while. Is the Whizz the best system these days?

Any tips, tricks or pointers? Or maybe there's a site with all these pointers already?

Thanks for thinking good thinks.
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This is no lie. I have passed test for years doing this. It won't work for parole or something where they watch you.

Get some clean urine or synthetic. Take a small bottle about two inches long and a inch wide or so. It will hold just enough urine.

Fill the bottle with urine and make sure it doesn't leak. An hour or two before the test put the bottle in a jar and cover with hot water. Leave long enough to warm.

Put the bottle in your arm pit. Hold it there. Practice and you will be able to use the arm to write or shake hands.

Go to the bathroom and pour urine into cup. You don't want it too cool. Too hot is no problem. Just hold the urine about a foot above the cup and pour slowly to allow to cool. If needed pour it back and forth s couple times.

Wrap the empty bottle in toilet paper and throe in trash. Or back under the arm.

It works every time. The armpit will keep it perfect temp.
 
So while on parole they watch you close enough that they'd tell you're using a fake dick??
 
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