Is my retirement account under performing?

I need some expert advice. I haven't got a dividend check or a 1099 form for years.

I'm fairly diversified.


People will always need tunnels, right? Seems like a keeper that will split soon.




Light rails and luxury cars. Can't miss.

Telecommunications stocks. Everybody uses the phone ffs.

Who wouldn't invest in trout and poultry? You gotta fucking eat.



I should be doing better, my account may have been hacked and I think my investment guy died in 1998. I'll be looking for new options in 2019.

Is there a broker in the house?

I'll let you know when I retire.

I have noticed that wristwatches and clocks are disappearing from our society. A timepiece manufacturer thus must be a niche provider to survive the usurpation of this function by smartphones. Now, if there are any timepiece UNmanufacturers, I reckon that is a hot ticket.

All you need is 10 acres and a trailer in the sticks, a couple good guns, a tractor and a couple good dogs.

dandyrandy said:

All you need is 10 acres and a trailer in the sticks, a couple good guns, a tractor and a couple good dogs.

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I'm 8.3 acres and a trailer short.

dandyrandy said:

All you need is 10 acres and a trailer in the sticks, a couple good guns, a tractor and a couple good dogs.

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a greenhouse would be nice...