Interviewing someone

Smokebomb420 · Jun 30, 2014

Interviewing someone to fill a room in a 4 br home rented on a 6 month contract?

I've spoken to several applicants and non of them were accepted due to complications in the circumstances.

Seeing that 5 were turned down what's a good way to interview someone so I don't accept the first person with allowing circumstances?

I'm thinking about just cutting the crap and smoking a bowl with the guy or girl to see if they seem responsible after smoking 4 or 5 bowls.
If they are chill give them a beer or two.

That way I can see if they can listen and remember things when altered. I think when someone is intoxicated their discipline really shows unless they are lightweights, but at least I'll know right?

Idk I'm thinking about going to eat somewhere but rather just cut the weird shit. What do you guys think?

ChingOwn · Jun 30, 2014

Dude see IndicaAngel Its your lucky fucking day considering the chance that you guys live even remotley close to each other is shit

Here ya go

https://www.rollitup.org/t/moving-sucks.835815/

Smokebomb420 · Jun 30, 2014

Just posted there thanks

Smokebomb420 · Jun 30, 2014

I'm trying to be professional but the funny part about being professional is that all the shit you need to know can be swept under the carpet.

I'm trying to find someone trusty worth that wont fuck with the grow if it's in the garage.

Singlemalt · Jun 30, 2014

Smokebomb420 said:
I'm trying to be professional but the funny part about being professional is that all the shit you need to know can be swept under the carpet.

I'm trying to find someone trusty worth that wont fuck with the grow if it's in the garage.

Then, you need a hostage....it was a common and acceptable way of doing business not so long ago

dannyboy602 · Jun 30, 2014

prob not a good idea. ask them if they wanna beer, but i wouldn't be down with the weed. just my open onion.

Smokebomb420 · Jun 30, 2014

Hmm I'm just making sure they ain't a cop. Once they prove otherwise I wanna make sure he's not a bitch. Last part of interview I insist to see if he I responsible.

What's wrong with a little bud? 4-5 bowls is maybe a fat gram... That's only if he stays an unusually long time...

Smokebomb420 · Jun 30, 2014

Singlemalt said:
Then, you need a hostage....it was a common and acceptable way of doing business not so long ago

Maybe I can set up a scenario where I offer him 500$ to kill my friends dog. Ahaha. For realz tho ... I could maybe buy a hamster and build a slingshot and parachute to see if he has what it takes to be my roommate.

Smokebomb420 · Jun 30, 2014

I'll prob only smoke me out if I like them. People are sketchy as fuck on the internet.

a mongo frog · Jun 30, 2014

How about just putting some gay moves on him. Like maybe kissing on him a little rubbing his leg nicely. Theres only 1 real way to get to know some one. But u shouldn't take it to sex with him right away, it could make the living situation weird. Then that way u will know he won't mess with your grow. Then latter on if u guys want to get romantically involved, u should. That way u know for sure he won't mess with your grow.

Smokebomb420 · Jun 30, 2014

a mongo frog said:
How about just putting some gay moves on him. Like maybe kissing on him a little rubbing his leg nicely. Theres only 1 real way to get to know some one. But u shouldn't take it to sex with him right away, it could make the living situation weird. Then that way u will know he won't mess with your grow. Then latter on if u guys want to get romantically involved, u should. That way u know for sure he won't mess with your grow.

Seems like you went through a lot to get through all that detail. Now is this how you imagine me or is this your fantasy that I am shitting on? Diarrhea even, that lingers for days.

Smokebomb420 · Jun 30, 2014

I just don't wanna get there and wanna smoke a bowl and him be all like I don't smoke could you do that outside?

Consideration was not part of the agreement but I'd suspect seeing the amount of retards on the internet gives me a hint on what to suspect.

iamnobody · Jun 30, 2014

you gotta get references. Former landlords will tell you how responsible they are, but you gotta make sure that they're not just some buddy that they got to lie for them.

I used to work maintenance at a mobile home park, and some people would make it through the application process clean and clear and end up evicted a few months later. Then you had the people that would move out and wreck the place before going, or the "responsible" ones that would pay their rent on time but let the house go to hell, or worse constantly be up your ass about things that weren't a problem (such as calling in a leak because they didn't turn their sink all the way off).

Things you need to ask are:

Previous address - why they've decided to move.
Current employer - How long they've been working for them.
If they'd be willing to put up a deposit or pay at least a month in advance
If they have reliable transportation
If they'll be having family visiting often (great to know if you plan to grow. Last thing you need is uncle copper to show up for a visit during harvest time)
If they'd be willing to consent to a credit check.

Don't be afraid to ask some personal questions as well since you're going to be living with them. Things like taste in music, taste in movies, party attitude and the like.

DO NOT RENT TO FRIENDS!!! I can not stress that enough.

Best of luck.

a mongo frog · Jun 30, 2014

Smokebomb420 said:
Seems like you went through a lot to get through all that detail. Now is this how you imagine me or is this your fantasy that I am shitting on? Diarrhea even, that lingers for days.

You say all that like your mad at me or something. All i was trying to do was help. Not sure what u mean by detail or diarrhea. I'm completely lost here. I was trying to help u through your tough decision.

Smokebomb420 · Jun 30, 2014

Why wouldn't I rent to friends?
See my problem is telling them that they need to rent the house out under their credit.

tytheguy111 · Jun 30, 2014

Smokebomb420 said:
I'm trying to be professional but the funny part about being professional is that all the shit you need to know can be swept under the carpet.

I'm trying to find someone trusty worth that wont fuck with the grow if it's in the garage.

Ill have to grow too

And I'll do anything you ask me to do except dishes and cleaning

and I dip alot so you'll have water bottles laying around

And I jerk off and instead of using a Kleenex I use mine and other occupants comforters

Oh and I like to play vary loud and obnoxious Mexican Techno music mixed with the sounds of a gay orgie

If that sounds okay with you then it sounds like you'll have a new roommate

Shit we can watch Netflix and smoke weed and have a awkward sexual moment that we take to our graves

You know like friends do

Hahaha jk I wouldn't move in with a possible serial killer

Nevaeh420 · Jun 30, 2014

I have a 4 bedroom house in Maine that I want to rent to a grower. One bedroom has all of the growing equipment, so its a 3 bedroom, if you dont include the grow operation.

PM Me if anyone is interested!

~PEACE~

iamnobody · Jun 30, 2014

Smokebomb420 said:
Why wouldn't I rent to friends?
See my problem is telling them that they need to rent the house out under their credit.

My wife and I rented to a friend once, and it ruined their friendship. I almost put the fucker through a wall at one point, because he was so disrespectful. Total slob. Caught the fucker once using my amp as an ashtray. Would waste our food. Cook it and leave out so the to rot or until the animals got a hold of it. I could go on and on.

Tried again with a different friend, and he lasted 3 weeks before we ran him off. Last I heard he was in prison for B&E.

I mean you never really know someone until you lived with them for a while.

tytheguy111 · Jul 1, 2014

iamnobody said:
My wife and I rented to a friend once, and it ruined their friendship. I almost put the fucker through a wall at one point, because he was so disrespectful. Total slob. Caught the fucker once using my amp as an ashtray. Would waste our food. Cook it and leave out so the to rot or until the animals got a hold of it. I could go on and on.

Tried again with a different friend, and he lasted 3 weeks before we ran him off. Last I heard he was in prison for B&E.

I mean you never really know someone until you lived with them for a while.

Yeah or you go threw there sock drawer and find gag balls, whips and enough poppers to keep someone going for 3 days straight

Or trophies from his murder victims

tip top toker · Jul 1, 2014

Smokebomb420 said:
Hmm I'm just making sure they ain't a cop. Once they prove otherwise I wanna make sure he's not a bitch. Last part of interview I insist to see if he I responsible.

What's wrong with a little bud? 4-5 bowls is maybe a fat gram... That's only if he stays an unusually long time...

So you want him to prove he's responsible, by hitting 4 to 5 bowls at a letting interview. You've an interesting understanding of the term responsible.

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